What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Chloe_Harper]

I could do this or I could work on that or I could start this other thing... too many decisions

 

[Series 6]

Innocent, a company who sell bottled smoothies over here, used to sell the smaller bottles wearing little hats on them, and I thought it would be amusing to take a photo of my penis wearing one.

Hey, why are you all looking at me strangely?

Haha. But who did you send that picture to?

 

[Series 6]

Finally I have an answer. I just didn’t know WW was an exhibitionist.

The Gal Gadot WW totally is an exhibitionist. The Lynda Carter WW keeps her kinks private.

 

[Series 6]

Either someone found the above hilarious and thinks I'm the next Tommy Cooper, and so followed me because of that, or I've just picked up a scammer-follower

If you are a writer on the story section of Literotica, it seems like there are a lot of scammer followers out there.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Felt hungry..
Made Chilli...
Probably delete later.

 

[Series 6]

I've written, but haven't dared publish it yet for fear of the horned up ladies of Lit who would beat my door down. Or because I feel it could at least use the eyes of an editor over it first.

Get an editor and publish it. They do have volunteer editors on the site.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Being lonely is one of those things that we have to remind ourselves is usually temporary

 

[MrMakersMark]

Fuck you, Woodoku.

 

[Cjbdd]

I totally don’t want to go out tonight

 

[barefootgirl69]

Forgot to turn the heat up when I passed the thermostat in the hall. Should I get out from under the blankets to fix that, or just stay cozy with my book?

 

[SmokingFap]

Forgot to turn the heat up when I passed the thermostat in the hall. Should I get out from under the blankets to fix that, or just stay cozy with my book?

Save the planet. Stay comfy.

 

[SmokingFap]

If you're in a public place, and someone has to crab-walk sideways to get by you, you are in the way and need to move your ass. It is not your living room.

 

[barefootgirl69]

If you're in a public place, and someone has to crab-walk sideways to get by you, you are in the way and need to move your ass. It is not your living room.

I say that a lot about people in parking lots. They don't walk by the cars, they're in the middle of the lane, sauntering like it's their living room.

 

[SmokingFap]

I say that a lot about people in parking lots. They don't walk by the cars, they're in the middle of the lane, sauntering like it's their living room.

GHAAH! I hate that, too! But I think that's why God invented bumpers.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I pronounce omnipotent correctly when speaking aloud, but my brain still says om-ni-potent....why?

 

[SmokingFap]

I pronounce omnipotent correctly when speaking aloud, but my brain still says om-ni-potent....why?

Maybe because omnipresent is pronounced differently?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I pronounce omnipotent correctly when speaking aloud, but my brain still says om-ni-potent....why?

Mine does too. Maybe it is a phonetic spelling thing going on in the brain

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Being lonely is one of those things that we have to remind ourselves is usually temporary

I feel this every day, darling.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I feel this every day, darling.

Same here. It fucking sucks.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Why the fuck did I think I could manage 11 nights with my mother? Especially since I have travelled by train and coach. And don't drive, so can't just leave.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I...I need this... inside me... NOW.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

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[curvyjae]

Thinking too much today... like is my husband truly willing to be kinder, or have I gotten myself into a second toxic marriage. Also, now that I am "normal" sized, life literally isn't any different other than smaller clothes, and being able to curl up into the fetal position better. It is the strangest thing.

 

[BookishBabe0]

Fuck it all. Living in a hellscape of maga relatives and a extreme hard left kid who thinks talking to me as if I'm the enemy makes my fucking day.

 

[Mewalkabout]

I feel like I'm not at all a priority and it hurts