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Like you wouldn't watchGross.
You're right, of course.When I was a kid, my mom would say things like “your father is such an asshole,” and would hate it when I reminded her that she’s the one who picked him, not me. It’s true though, and worth bearing in mind.![]()

You go girl.It was supposed to warm up to -15 this morning. It’s not -15 and it’s not warm.
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First email at work this morning was an insulting memo asking me to quit, but remember I’m such a valuable member of the team!
And the ABC games…come on! It’s not that hard!
Ok I think I got it all out. Thanks! Happy Friday!
You need to call GrubHub and have them deliver a tub sub.I’m very hungry but I really don’t want to get out of my tub…
Why don't you swim over my way? The water's great over here.Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
At least it was only applesauce, right?!I was having a quick cup of applesauce on the go the other day. Just noticed a big crusty glob of it on my coat when I was looking down taking a leak at the library. So I'm feeling pretty awesome about myself right now.
that sounds... messy!You need to call GrubHub and have them deliver a tub sub.
I've never been a sub in a tub, but sounds fun!that sounds... messy!
We WERE, but...I've never been a sub in a tub, but sounds fun!
Wait! Are y'all talking about food?
If you don't want a sub, have GrubHub sub a club for you, bub.that sounds... messy!