MedicalMuse
Near, yet far.
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Ice cream is a food group. I said what I said.
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Pow pow for you missyIce cream is a food group. I said what I said.
I have to find a new form of punishmentNot a deterrent![]()
Have dinner with me?Private message? Or night time?
It's possible to find that. Just not that common.It would be wonderful to just have a great non-sexy chat on here once in a great while. Or is it just my weird ass?
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.29c2524f0a7859164b95b3c8d714fa4c?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fugokawaii.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2023%2f07%2fthinking.gif&ehk=JvU5pPnKtkK1cjhDEl9lgc2n97vNZrz7G1UrhNrrWnU%3d
Should be getting tired any minute now.
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Aannnnnyy minute now.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmN5OHJqdG1xeW04MTEweWxneXp2dGV0ZThrZXF3Mjl1bHh5MHR6bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/atY2a2Y9DQc0w/giphy.gifShould be getting tired any minute now.
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Aannnnnyy minute now.
Almost got me.You are getting sleepy
Getting sleeeeepy
I thought first base was kissibg, second under the shirt, third in the pants and fourth sliding in to…home base.I never understood the baseball/sex analogy.
I know first base it touching boob, and sliding into home is obvious enough.
But what are second base and third base? She touches mine, and I touch hers?
But which base is who?
What about handjobs, fingering, blowjobs, cunnilingus and anal?
Where are all those bases?
Whoever came up with this either doesn’t know much about sex or doesn’t know much about baseball.
I thought first base was coping a feel.I thought first base was kissibg, second under the shirt, third in the pants and fourth sliding in to…home base.
You just live by your own rulesI thought first base was coping a feel.
Maybe I don’t know much about baseball!
Not to say I'm right but….I thought first base was coping a feel.
Maybe I don’t know much about baseball!

Looks like you already prepared exhibit A for your defense!Not to say I'm right but….
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex
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- Strikeout – a failure to engage in any form of foreplay or other sexual activity;
- First base – mouth-to-mouth kissing, especially French kissing;
- Second base – skin-to-skin touching/kissing of the breasts; in some contexts, it may instead refer to touching any erogenous zones through the clothes (i.e., not actually touching the skin);
- Third base – touching below the waist or manual stimulation of the genitals; in some contexts, it may instead refer to oral stimulation of the genitals;
- Home run (home base or scoring) – "full" (penetrative) sexual intercourse
https://media1.tenor.com/m/vf9EZMBSNj8AAAAC/put-me-in-coach-im-ready-to-play.gifNot to say I'm right but….
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex
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- Strikeout – a failure to engage in any form of foreplay or other sexual activity;
- First base – mouth-to-mouth kissing, especially French kissing;
- Second base – skin-to-skin touching/kissing of the breasts; in some contexts, it may instead refer to touching any erogenous zones through the clothes (i.e., not actually touching the skin);
- Third base – touching below the waist or manual stimulation of the genitals; in some contexts, it may instead refer to oral stimulation of the genitals;
- Home run (home base or scoring) – "full" (penetrative) sexual intercourse
I admire your selflessness. Always willing to take on for the team, huh?
I think bubbles make you happy because their sweet, aromatic and are fragile.Why do bubbles make me so happy? I don't want to go back to therapy to figure that one out. Can someone explain it? Or should I just keep enjoying bubbles![]()
Hmm, that could be itI think bubbles make you happy because their sweet, aromatic and are fragile.
Well their fun, tingle and float like fairies tooHmm, that could be itbut I feel like there's more to it than that. Who knows
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