What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Biggalute]

I thought first base was kissibg, second under the shirt, third in the pants and fourth sliding in to…home base.

Sounds like a Meatloaf song to me

 

[Photog1rl]

Sounds like a Meatloaf song to me

This is a sentence I would never utter. I hardly know what you're talking about.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Would it really be that bad to set them on fire?

 

[Beardy_181]

Sounds like a Meatloaf song to me

Nailed it! Love that song. Paradise by the Dashboard Lights

This is a sentence I would never utter. I hardly know what you're talking about.

PG, it's a fun song. Give it a listen today! But you gotta promise to listen to the entire song.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not to say I'm right but….

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

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• Strikeout – a failure to engage in any form of foreplay or other sexual activity;
• First base – mouth-to-mouth kissing, especially French kissing;
• Second base – skin-to-skin touching/kissing of the breasts; in some contexts, it may instead refer to touching any erogenous zones through the clothes (i.e., not actually touching the skin);
• Third base – touching below the waist or manual stimulation of the genitals; in some contexts, it may instead refer to oral stimulation of the genitals;
• Home run (home base or scoring) – "full" (penetrative) sexual intercourse

The American flag now makes me wonder, how do people in other countries have sex if they don’t play baseball?

 

[Fiestykitten]

The American flag now makes me wonder, how to people in other countries have sex if they don’t play baseball?

I don't even want to try and think how those 2 things go together.......

 

[ydahecnot]

Sounds like a Meatloaf song to me

Phil Rizzuto had to know

 

[ydahecnot]

The American flag now makes me wonder, how do people in other countries have sex if they don’t play baseball?

Maybe goalkeeper/your half/opponent’s half/gooooal!

 

[Cat]

The American flag now makes me wonder, how do people in other countries have sex if they don’t play baseball?

That is simple:

We do not have sex.. that is only for Americans, invented in America. Never seen anywhere else before.

Yup.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I never understood the baseball/sex analogy.
I know first base it touching boob, and sliding into home is obvious enough.
But what are second base and third base? She touches mine, and I touch hers?
But which base is who?
What about handjobs, fingering, blowjobs, cunnilingus and anal?
Where are all those bases?
Whoever came up with this either doesn’t know much about sex or doesn’t know much about baseball.

I always saw it as, if you go slow getting from base to base, you'll get to your destination. If you rush it only swing for the homerun, you will strike out more times than not. That's why guys enjoy the homerun story, because it doesn't happen as often

 

[ydahecnot]

I always saw it as, if you go slow getting from base to base, you'll get to your destination. If you rush it only swing for the homerun, you will strike out more times than not. That's why guys enjoy the homerun story, because it doesn't happen as often

Now, where do exit velocity and barrel rate fit in?

 

[awired50]

Ideas

 

[Taegul]

That is simple:

We do not have sex.. that is only for Americans, invented in America. Never seen anywhere else before.

Yup.

Need a coach to teach you how to play baseball?

 

[ydahecnot]

If there is a god, that thread will bounce back

 

[LupineOne]

I sat down. Not a good idea.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I sat down. Not a good idea.

A very dangerous activity.

 

[LupineOne]

A very dangerous activity.

Yeah. I might not be able to get back up.
Worse, I might not want to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah. I might not be able to get back up.
Worse, I might not want to.

I mean… laying down is fun too

 

[LupineOne]

I mean… laying down is fun too

True, but that would be indecent exposure

 

[TXRafe]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gi4tENXa4AEjnXs?format=jpg&name=medium
ok THAT is a sex shower

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gi4tENXa4AEjnXs?format=jpg&name=medium
ok THAT is a sex shower

Put me down for one of those in my dream house... you know when I have money

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gi4tENXa4AEjnXs?format=jpg&name=medium
ok THAT is a sex shower

Put me down for one of those in my dream house... you know when I have money

Has a similar feel to one I built in FFXIV
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-100393999

 

[TXRafe]

Has a similar feel to one I built in FFXIV
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-100393999

what kinda freaky shit you be doin in that video game, missy? hmm?!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why do bubbles make me so happy? I don't want to go back to therapy to figure that one out. Can someone explain it? Or should I just keep enjoying bubbles

Not all joy needs to be examined. Just live it.

Unless you’re starting to want huff bubble juice or something. Might want to think about that.

 

[TXRafe]

Not all joy needs to be examined. Just live it.

Unless you’re starting to want huff bubble juice or something. Might want to think about that.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IFogxrIJGHkAAAAC/spongebob-imagination.gif