What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Mo_Bandy]

Maybe its the booze but I would probably bang the secretary in Elf.

 

[SimplyMsT]

It's too warm to feel like Christmas ...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why are my eyes and cheeks twitching?

 

[angelofthenorth]

It's official, I'm an adult, my phone says so

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It's official, I'm an adult, my phone says so

Have you tried rebooting?

 

[angelofthenorth]

Have you tried rebooting?

cheeky bugger

 

[Paul_Chance]

I think Thor was standing in for Santa Claus. We had impressive waves of thunder rolling through last night, which is unusual for this part of California.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Why are my eyes and cheeks twitching?

You haven't had anyone to grill?

 

[seela]

One more sleep!

 

[morelikeasong]

Fired up the playlist on shuffle for my shower. Right as I’m taking my clothes off, John Mayer’s smooth voice comes on:
“gravity is working against me”

Okay Spotify, fuck you, too

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I was given a little home spa kit for Christmas which I am using today for a little solo self care day (work, family, don't ask). The kit contains these cold jiggly under eye patches you're supposedly to leave on for like 20 minutes. These things smell and feel like a delicious gummy snack and now instead of self caring I am battling the intrusive thoughts that these might taste just like a fruit roll up.

Better find the number for poison control just in case.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I was given a little home spa kit for Christmas which I am using today for a little solo self care day (work, family, don't ask). The kit contains these cold jiggly under eye patches you're supposedly to leave on for like 20 minutes. These things smell and feel like a delicious gummy snack and now instead of self caring I am battling the intrusive thoughts that these might taste just like a fruit roll up.

Better find the number for poison control just in case.

Oh, Buddy...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh, Buddy...
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Its true.

I cant keep my hands or my mouth to myself.

 

[spawnofdavey]

It's Christmas and I'm still thinking about porn and wanking...

 

[Xerxes82]

You know you have a real friend for life when they bring you perfectly cooked rare prime rib to your front door after you told them you couldn't come to christmas dinner.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Merry Christmas, fuckers!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

With me, on Christmas, it's not getting whammed, it's getting DAGGED.

 

[daydreamer206]

my 84 yr old father-in-law has discovered the 6-7 meme and is very impressed with himself, hold onto your butts

 

[Chillygirl]

You know you have a real friend for life when they bring you perfectly cooked rare prime rib to your front door after you told them you couldn't come to christmas dinner.

That is a real friend

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This night is just getting started.

 

[Asilverfox23]

This night is just getting started

But is it going to be a good, good night?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

But is it going to be a good, good night?

It better be. Lol

 

[Asilverfox23]

It better be. Lol

Oh!?! This sounds intriguing… maybe I should break out the popcorn!

 

[gk6h]

Personally, I'm making sure I don't prolapse when I stand back up again

Why would that happen

 

[fsa52]

I fucking hate hot weather in December!