What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Sexy_Singer]

You have to defend yourself with a vegetable. What vegetable are you using?

I’m thinking jalapeno or habanero for close quarter combat. Turnip for long range? Throw it? Sling shot? Rutabaga might be harder.

I don't know about fighting with vegetables, but I'm hearing song cues...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Acorn squash. Hard on the outside, and thrown like a softball at the head.

If I'm being chased, I'd want a banana to throw on the ground behind me to make them slip.

I can't believe I actually put thought into this!

 

[ericalauren]

Is maroon really just navy red?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is this period ever going to end? It’ll be two weeks tomorrow. So annoying! (Sorry if TMI)

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You have to defend yourself with a vegetable. What vegetable are you using?

I’m thinking jalapeno or habanero for close quarter combat. Turnip for long range? Throw it? Sling shot? Rutabaga might be harder.

Might I suggest a Death Spiral instead? It will cause them to salivate and choke uncontrollably, be blinded, and also burn the skin..

 

[Xerxes82]

You have to defend yourself with a vegetable. What vegetable are you using?

I’m thinking jalapeno or habanero for close quarter combat. Turnip for long range? Throw it? Sling shot? Rutabaga might be harder.

Does it have to be a vegetable? Can I have a fruit instead?

Cause I could fuck some motherfuckers' shit right up with a durian.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Mornin, lit.

 

[Peter_Out]

You have to defend yourself with a vegetable. What vegetable are you using?

I’m thinking jalapeno or habanero for close quarter combat. Turnip for long range? Throw it? Sling shot? Rutabaga might be harder.

I am thinking: Why is this not a thread all of its very own?!

And also: Having looked up rutabaga on wikipedia, it claims that rutabaga is a turnip. And a swede. I'm very confused. Surely turnips and swedes are different?

 

[Peter_Out]

Is this period ever going to end? It’ll be two weeks tomorrow. So annoying! (Sorry if TMI)

 

[mobleedzblue]

One week until vacation, I’ve got to get some of this work done before I leave.

 

[cole4258]

Ski trip coming soon

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

What shoyld the Easter bunny bring this year? The kids are too old for inflatables/silly sprinklers. They have kites, jump ropes, and reusable water balloons...

 

[lilmissdarling]

Awww shit. Im gonna be late.

 

[Littlewolf8258]

80 yesterday, 40 and sleet today… gotta love March weather

 

[CJamarous]

What shoyld the Easter bunny bring this year? The kids are too old for inflatables/silly sprinklers. They have kites, jump ropes, and reusable water balloons...

Fishing lures and bait!

 

[CJamarous]

Thinking it was nice seeing snow fly again yesterday! I enjoyed watching it as I drank my coffee. Then I thought about the relentless, dreadful heat of summer that is right around the corner and thought to myself, yeah we need another blizzard before I can handle the heat and humidity so thick you can cut it with a knife....winter, you can hang on as looooong as you like. Cheers! ️

 

[CuriousCat89]

There's a special place in hell for people who use speaker phone or watch videos without headphones in coffee shops (or really anywhere).

 

[EyesOnHers]

You have to defend yourself with a vegetable. What vegetable are you using?

I’m thinking jalapeno or habanero for close quarter combat. Turnip for long range? Throw it? Sling shot? Rutabaga might be harder.

Brocolli spears

I will show myself out

 

[MrPimms]

Brocolli spears

I will show myself out

She did some tunes!

*gets coat*

 

[MrPimms]

Who in the name of flip invented hurty knees.

 

[ShaneoD]

By following a certain lady I seen to have outsourced my perving to perving on the ladies she pervs on, which is kind of ironic because she's hot, and has a better eye that I do, and probably does better with the ladies than I do...... I'm sure I had a point to this

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Had to chuck all the stuff in our fridge after it conked out.
Who knew we had so many open jars of pickles? (some were several years old)

 

[deft]

Tits.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Had to chuck all the stuff in our fridge after it conked out.
Who knew we had so many open jars of pickles? (some were several years old)

Listen.. I have 7 open jars currently. But who are you to judge me?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Listen.. I have 7 open jars currently. But who are you to judge me?

We had 9