What did you dream? The dream thread

[latecomer91364]

Kinda weird, buy my strange dream ended with me getting a couple of Del Taco Double Cheeseburgers (a favorite) and driving away, but when I opened one it was on sourdough (which I love) instead of their traditional bun.

I ate it anyway and woke up.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Went to golf course but for health reasons was only going to play a few holes, driving in my car. Took an access road off the 17th fairway which brought me into a housing estate and I couldn’t see an easy route back to a main road. Several streets had locked gates and even using google maps, it wasn’t clear if I could make it out tonight or would have to wait in car overnight for gates to be unlocked in the morning. Tried many different routes with no joy.

 

[Taegul]

I had a dream that I made it to the big leagues. MLB. No idea what team I was on, but the Dodgers were in the World Series and in the final game 7. The game was tied in the last inning (maybe extra innings) when it got delayed and would have to be resumed the following day. In between days, I got traded to the Dodgers and suited up for the final inning. Dodger batter hits the first pitch of the resumed game for a game-winning home run and they win the World Series. I'm getting a ring for sitting on the bench for one pitch!

What a fucking nightmare that was. Me? On the Dodgers roster? Utterly terrifying.

Fuck L.A.

 

[Wonderer67]

I had a dream where there was this big jukebox, except it had body parts for people to try.

Of course, I selected a giant dick for myself to have. But my wife didn’t like it.

We chose a few others, and she didn’t like those as much either. One of them she was like “that one’s not bad…”

I guess my unit is good enough!

 

[TiedbyChris]

Got invited by a new golf club I had just joined, to play at another course. I didn’t realise it was a full on match between the two clubs so was woefully underprepared. The other club were super officious and unwilling to show any leeway for my obvious struggles. The whole thing was deeply embarrassing and unpleasant, so I was seriously considering walking away at the 9th hole but knew that would go down really badly with all parties. One of those ones you wake up feeling yuk.

 

[Wonderer67]

I had a dream I was in a western. But it was really gritty and raw like Unforgiven.

I was getting even with someone… someone had done me wrong and I was out for blood. I was settling scores. Nothing really specific or visual.

I can be a really vindictive motherfucker sometimes.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Had been on a package holiday and went back to the room to pack my bags for flight home. All my stuff had disappeared and both the hotel and tour operator denied any knowledge so I was having to approach people myself asking if anyone had seen my gear. The operator was starting to hassle me as we needed to head to the airport, so I was mentally trying to estimate the value of my clothes and if it was worth just cutting my losses and going home empty handed. Then my phone buzzed irl and woke me up!

 

[deft]

I was hosting the Prince and Princess of Wales at a chaotic party, and they weren’t as bell-endy as I’d expected.

 

[MickieMinxf]

If I am having trouble sleeping, I put on old comfort films from my childhood. So last night I drifted off during the movie and had some pretty interesting dreams about Crysta from Ferngully...

 

[Apisto42]

I actually had a fairly realistic dream last night. The kind you wake up from and wonder if it actually happened. Usually my dreams are fairly chaotic.

 

[dreamysub]

A few days ago, I dreamed about my ex-husband. He was cheating on me again with another woman, and in the dream I screamed at him: “Get the fuck out of here with that cunt, or I won’t be responsible for what I do!”

Which wouldn’t even be that embarrassing — except for the fact that I was talking in my sleep and said exactly what I was dreaming. And my two daughters heard it. They started laughing that I was swearing in my sleep, and the younger one asked what I was dreaming about, because their laughter woke me up. She’s very sensitive, so she asked if I had been dreaming about my ex. I nodded yes — and burst into tears.

To give you some context: I’ve been divorced for 25 years, and my ex-husband isn’t even alive anymore — he’s been dead for 7 years. So why the hell do I keep having dreams like this, and why can they still devastate me so much after all these years? I honestly don’t know what my problem is. They’re words I never said to him — but maybe, deep down, I wish I had.

 

[Wonderer67]

Awake: My wife and I have been having sex all afternoon. I fucked her from behind in spoons position and told her I wanted to handcuff her and take her forcefully from behind.

She said she wanted to do the same to me.

Hot!

We both fell asleep a few times and I had a few short pleasant dreams.

Dreams:

One of which was she had me handcuffed to the rollup door on our pole barn. She raised the door up and had me in a spread eagle position with my hands handcuffed straight up over my head my legs shackled to the ground.

I woke up super hard with the anticipation of what she was going to do to me.

Awake: then we had sex again… from behind. Hard me thinking about that dream and what she could/could do to me.

Another dream:

It is snowing here all day. And in my dream a friend of mine who was plowing was in a parking lot. I pulled up with my pickup and we started bullshitting.

Weird.

 

[latecomer91364]

I was working or a politician who wanted one of my blogs turned into a prayer to help in some impending legislation. He kept pressuring, but I told him I woul finish tomorrow, and he was fine with that. Weird...

 

[Wonderer67]

I was playing ping pong and was up against a ping pong prodigy - this teenage girl from Asia.

I hit the ball so perfectly using side English that the ball took the most insane and crazy 90° turn to the right and it was I possible to hit and I won the point.

No one had ever seen such a shot before.

I was really pleased with myself but everyone thought I was a heel for beating a younger kid.

It was a no win situation!

 

[subdudeme13]

I was playing ping pong and was up against a ping pong prodigy - this teenage girl from Asia.

I hit the ball so perfectly using side English that the ball took the most insane and crazy 90° turn to the right and it was I possible to hit and I won the point.

No one had ever seen such a shot before.

I was really pleased with myself but everyone thought I was a heel for beating a younger kid.

It was a no win situation!

You mean to say you won the game too, not just the point? Y

 

[Dave88ITA]

Dreamt that an ex girlfriend asked me out of nowhere to eat her ass...
I was so happy until I woke up lol

 

[Wonderer67]

You mean to say you won the game too, not just the point? Y

I am pretty sure I won the whole game. There was all kinds of fanfare.

 

[Wonderer67]

I’m my dream I met this fantastic woman. I was in Canada or Russia - somewhere cold. or maybe just where I am now cuz it’s fucking freezing here. She was an American tho and we really hit it off. She was pretty and reminded me of a really good looking woman i knew in high school, except we were both, in our mid 50s.

The place was a a hotel or hotel complex but it was super modern and futuristic looking.

The woman I was with was pretty. Brown hair, pleasant face, fit - easy on the eyes.

There was chemistry there. Conversation flowed easily and there must’ve been a mutual attraction. We started kissing on a couch and we’re having a great time. There was something there. It was early attraction.

But I got hungry and really needed some food. It was late and I get hangry. So we ordered some burgers but had to split up.

I don’t know where she went but I went to another bar with a bunch of people I knew. I guess it was implied that I’d order a drink she wanted at the other bar.

When I got to ther bar I felt bad I went somewhere without her. I ordered drinks for a bunch of people but I couldn’t remember the name of the drink she wanted. I asked the bartender for help: it was a drink with some kind of whiskey.

He started listing drinks w whiskey but I couldn’t remember the name and nothing he was saying sounded right. (I just googled it. It was a Manhattan.)

Then I started getting sidetracked at the bar. In a long conversation with someone and helping them move some stuff with a hand truck, taking care of a mess someone left in another part of the bar.

Then it hit me - where was the girl i liked? Shit! Should I go back to where we ordered food and try to find her? Was it a missed connection? We were supposed to reconnect here, but I felt a a bit bad, because she didn’t join me.

I went back to some other place, and it took me ages but finally I found her. But then the magic was gone. There was not another guy, but I just didn’t treat her the way she wanted to be treated. She didn’t want me to go to that other bar after we got something to eat she explained. She wanted to get to know me. And since I spent so much time at that place she felt slighted.

We acted like adults and just agreed that the chemistry was there for a brief moment, but no longer.

Kinda sad but a thrilling falling in love dream at the same time.

 

[Wonderer67]

Don’t make this classic blunder (like getting involved in a land war in Asia) if you have mutual attraction, stick with the lady you’ve been with most of the night!

This happened IRL In a bar in Denver maybe 15 years ago, I met a fantastic and sexy lady. I was recently divorced and she was looking for fun and we really hit it off and were dancing.

But my friend took us to another bar.

I got her number and tried to call her the next night, but we never reconnected.

 

[Wonderer67]

I had the most realistic dream that I joined this IT tech company. It was all very militant there, but for a reason.

Soon I found out that they were actually a mercenary company. They wanted me on this “project“ that was to do some “IT work” in Tallin Estonia.

We were working on getting ready for the mission. I’m wondering why the fuck is a 58-year-old former tanker working with these young bucks?

But I did my duty and got everything ready and we all got along well. There was a definitive sense of unified mission. Like any deployment there’s shit tons of logistical things to think about and we were all carefully and readying.

There were a bunch of scheduling issues and we were working through those when I woke up.

Weird.

And very realistic.

 

[Wonderer67]

Wednesday nite:

I had a dream that I rented an old steam engine, I drove it into a river somehow and then just left it there.

Last nite:

I was working with a coworker who lives in Germany, but I thought lived in either Japan or Korea. There was a big storm off the pacific coast, so I asked him where he lived, but he said he actually lived in Sardinia!

But then I was off the Pacific coast and going to a friend’s house. The seas were dangerously high and there is this jetty that had coverings around it to protect it from the water. I walked out to it, even though it looked pretty dangerous.

There were a bunch of dogs in peril and freaking out and so I brought them all back to dry land, and then went back for some more dogs who were less panicked.

There were round towers in the ocean, all around me, and they were almost covered up and spinning somehow.

 

[seela]

Wednesday nite:

I had a dream that I rented an old steam engine, I drove it into a river somehow and then just left it there.

This reminded me of a dream I had earlier week and that I’ve had once before in my life, years ago.

I had an old train and kept driving it into a tunnel, backing out, driving back into a tunnel, out again, in, out…

If you’re into dream symbolics, that one doesn’t seem too difficult to interpret.

 

[InsideSusan]

Brad Pitt and Juno Temple wanted to turn me into a vampire. I made an argument why they shouldn't that involved my dog but I can't remember it. They seemed to buy it.

They told me they wanted to bathe and make me dinner.

 

[Wonderer67]

This reminded me of a dream I had earlier week and that I’ve had once before in my life, years ago.

I had an old train and kept driving it into a tunnel, backing out, driving back into a tunnel, out again, in, out…

If you’re into dream symbolics, that one doesn’t seem too difficult to interpret.

Hello old friend!

Keep on dreaming! As for symbolism, I’m a bit stumped.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Was doing a course at college, got there really early on second morning and decided to buy a coffee to take into class. Having paid, they then told me the machine had a glitch, so by the time I got my drink I knew I’d be late. The college had a War Studies department and every time I walked past, they were outside in deep serious conversations. As I kept walking along the corridor, there were a number of signs which were obviously directing someone into a marriage proposal. Someone said they were brave and I replied more like stupid. Never made it to class.