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You keep the Xanax, but we could get a couple’s massage and really throw everyone offA xanax & a full body massage
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You keep the Xanax, but we could get a couple’s massage and really throw everyone offA xanax & a full body massage
Me & my friend did a couple's massage because we got a deal...weirded out the therapist in our little conservative townYou keep the Xanax, but we could get a couple’s massage and really throw everyone off
I’m the worst when it comes to massages, I fall asleep and let me tell you, I’m a DEEP sleeper. By the time they realize I’m out it’s a battle waking me up lolMe & my friend did a couple's massage because we got a deal...weirded out the therapist in our little conservative town
I'm not a great patient, in order for a massage to be relaxing I either need a Xanax or muscle relaxer, or I lay there the whole time thinking of what I should be doing with my time
Well, I can’t help you there.Me & my friend did a couple's massage because we got a deal...weirded out the therapist in our little conservative town
I'm not a great patient, in order for a massage to be relaxing I either need a Xanax or muscle relaxer, or I lay there the whole time thinking of what I should be doing with my time
Deal! there is something that just cracks me up about making folks uncomfortable, let's do it. You book the massages, I'm bring the pharmaceuticals!Well, I can’t help you there.
I can make you laugh your ass off though, so that might weird out the therapists if we just lay there and chat while being massaged.
Bingo bangoDeal! there is something that just cracks me up about making folks uncomfortable, let's do it. You book the massages, I'm bring the pharmaceuticals!
I need some cold medicine and someone to baby me... yeah I can see y'all lining up down the street