What do you want right now?

minx, bg, if you're gonna start auditioning for silent men, perhaps you should let the HTC lurkers know about it? :>

ed

I can think of several possible candidates. :)

Of course you may join my quest bg. The more the merrier. As for auditions, I'm afraid that will only invite another raft of unsolicited dick pictures and really, I get enough of those now.
 
haha a private jet with a supply of Twix bars served by silent male flight attendants?

not so much into twix bars but most def. the silent male flight attendants.... I know some candidates.... young, fit, firemen, hockey players. lol we just need a way to keep em silent lol
 
I very much want to stop receiving unsolicited PMs from people I don't know, calling me smartass. That's MISS smartass to you.
 
I very much want to stop receiving unsolicited PMs from people I don't know, calling me smartass. That's MISS smartass to you.


You could consider it a tribute to your smartass skills if people gotta PM you about it ! ;)
 
I very much want to stop receiving unsolicited PMs from people I don't know, calling me smartass. That's MISS smartass to you.

Pbbfftt! They're just jealous of you. Reveal in your smartassness, girlfriend!



I want to get rid of this cold: unrestricted breathing is such a blessing.
 
I would like to not have to feign interest in my bosses' boring little stories. Can't she figure out this job and workplace bores me to death yet and nothing makes it interesting ???

This is why they invented a place called Literotica....bwah ha ha ha haaaaaaa
 
haha a private jet with a supply of Twix bars served by silent male flight attendants?

not so much into twix bars but most def. the silent male flight attendants.... I know some candidates.... young, fit, firemen, hockey players. lol we just need a way to keep em silent lol

Duct tape is a wonderful thing--as you can tell Quoll and I have similar thought processes.

What I want today:

Despite the fact that I am usually non-violent, I would love to cause a certain Pennsylvania bank and its middle management at least twice the grief and frustration that their total ineptness, complete laziness, and appalling stupidity have caused me in the last two weeks. Yes indeed, I am nearly at the point of wishing to do them harm. Harm I say!

That jet better get here fast.
 
I want there to be THIS many fuckable guys shopping at my grocery store EVERY day !
 
I want somebody to make dinner for me.

Me too! I'm the cook. And since Oct 2008 I've been the only parent my sons (who, I'm grateful to say, live with me) can rely on. And that's at least how long I've been without someone to hold me and tell me I'm the one who rocks their world.
 
well just home from my visiting my best friend and hearing (and watching some of) her sexual biography for the past 2 weeks - and i'm in a fun mood....what i'm really craving atm is to play............either a game of (in person) 'strip then dirty sex poker', or 'XXX truth or dare' - 2 players..just me and some guy - no boundries - it's not gonna happen 2nite but planning has commenced :):):):)
another craving - def need to be coated in something sticky and yummy then tongued all ova
 
Well, if I said it didn't have something to do with sex, I'd be lying.
 
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