What Have You Stuck Up Ass...Question

After my fingers the next thing was a bit odd. As a teenager I’d walk home from golf, and felt the urge to nip in to the copse and slide the putter grip up my ass. God I shudder now when I think how risky that was. I was still at school. It gave me some shattering orgasms, and was the start of a lifetime of anal pleasure!
 
After my fingers the next thing was a bit odd. As a teenager I’d walk home from golf, and felt the urge to nip in to the copse and slide the putter grip up my ass. God I shudder now when I think how risky that was. I was still at school. It gave me some shattering orgasms, and was the start of a lifetime of anal pleasure!
I've not thought about a golf club handle.
 
Only my fingers and toys meant for anal play. No way do I want to risk having to go to the ER to explain myself.
 
Only my fingers and toys meant for anal play. No way do I want to risk having to go to the ER to explain myself.
I hear that. I see those tv programs where people go the ER to have things removed though in my life I've stuck many things up there.
 
I hear that. I see those tv programs where people go the ER to have things removed though in my life I've stuck many things up there.
The list of stuff ERs have pulled out is mind blowing. Bordering on INSANE.
 
Today I had the pleasure of a cock, a fist and a xxl horse dildo (not all at the same time) My boyfriend was very happy to leave me gaped and wanting more
 
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