What Have You Stuck Up Ass...Question

Many things. The largest was a cucumber about 3" in diameter. My wife's fist but she put that my as not me. I've also done the smoked sausage thing, very enjoyable.
I've not experienced loose bowels afterwards and have been putting things up there for as long as I can remember.
 
I have had a cock a few times, but the last few years, my favorite thing is precooked smoked sausage, the kind that comes in about 18" to 24" links. it is a good size and feels a lot like the real thing. I have gotten probably 10 or 12" up me with no problem.
YES YES YES OH HELL FUCKING YES!!

Talk about feeling REAL!! That smoked sausage is the PERFECT size and fits nicely in a condom!!!

LOVE IT!
 
As a teen a tampon, not a smart move...much later a small penis shaped dildo and more recently a prostate stimulator. Haven't got to use it much yet.
 
When I was a teenager living at home, I came up with a good toy. It was a big hunk of modeling clay. I'd shape it into a penis, wrap it tightly with plastic wrap, and use cooking oil for lube. I could make it exactly the size and shape I wanted, and when I was done, I'd throw away the plastic wrap and squish the clay back into a ball, so I didn't even have to hide it. Other than that, I don't think I ever put anything else up there at that time.

When I got out on my own, just standard sex toys: vibes, dildos, and beads. Sex toys have really improved over the years--now they feel so awesome and life-like. I remember my first life-size dildo back then was pretty hard plastic and didn't give at all!
Very creative with the clay !!!
 
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