What is it about FungiUg that makes you want him?

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Ebonyfire said:
Begging is better!

Mmmm... begging... (in best Homer Simpson voice.)
 
catalina_francisco said:
Maybe we can negotiate...as long as I can watch!!:D

Catalina

Two sheep? Three? Okay four, but it's my final offer...
 
LOL.. I intended this thread to be funny, but I think Fungi may have a harem starting here.

Oh, and by the way.. I never got any gummi bears damnit!!
 
il mio angelo said:
Oh, and by the way.. I never got any gummi bears damnit!!

I gave them all to Eb as a bribe!

So I only have tiramisu left. Any takers?
 
il mio angelo said:
If I say yes, are you going to make me beg for it? ;)

On your kness, hands clasped behind your back by your ankles, looking at me pleadingly with those big puppy-dog eyes...

No, of course not! Never! Would never contemplate such a thing! Not me! Noooo....
 
FungiUg said:
On your kness, hands clasped behind your back by your ankles, looking at me pleadingly with those big puppy-dog eyes...

No, of course not! Never! Would never contemplate such a thing! Not me! Noooo....


:p Liar, Liar, pants on fire.. nose is as long as a telephone wire..

Play along on your kazoo.....
 
You're just putting off the inevitable. You know you want it. And you know you're willing to beg for it. On your knees. Plaintively. Desperately. "Please Sir," you will say. "Please Sir, I need it! I must have it! Please... Tiramisu?"

It will happen! Oh yes, it will!
 
FungiUg said:
Yeah, well, I can only hope to live up to you Johnny! :devil: Of course, you realise with that confession you'll have Eb on your tail?

"On my tail" I can live with...I have a feeling she might get more ambitious and try for "up my tail", which I find rather frightening.
 
FungiUg said:
Yeah, well, I can only hope to live up to you Johnny! :devil: Of course, you realise with that confession you'll have Eb on your tail?

Did you say tail? Where?
 
il mio angelo said:
LOL.. I intended this thread to be funny, but I think Fungi may have a harem starting here.

Oh, and by the way.. I never got any gummi bears damnit!!

Mine, mine, there ALL mine!

the gummi bears, I mean
 
FungiUg

I'm torn, its either because either the way he licks the soles of my feet when they are next to his ears... or its the way he trains the hairs on his chest to stick up when I snuggle against him. It could also be the biting... I'm still thinking. FungiUg, are so looking too!
 
FungiUg said:
Well, thank 'ee Ma'am!

No, thankfully I am safe from hordes of subs all wanting me. I think there's only about three or four, so I can hold them off. (One arm each... now suddenly I have four arms!) Not yet at the stage when I have to kick them away, hire private security guards, etc. ;)

I did have a pause when I saw DVS post... but he scorned me. Hah! :p

Of course, if I lived in the U.S., things might be a tad different... but in the mean time, I'll just enjoy living tucked away down here in N.Z., safe from the screaming subs who want me so desperately.

Ooooh, what a tease!

Don't forget about me!!!! I am persistant, too... the security guards won't stop me, and I shall lead my sister subs to victory :p
 
niteshade said:
Don't forget about me!!!! I am persistant, too... the security guards won't stop me, and I shall lead my sister subs to victory :p

Geez, you make it sound like a war! And to the victor go the spoils?
 
Well, you are the one who brought in the security guards.... or I could bribe EB to go get you... it should only take a few cases of gummi bears. :D
 
niteshade said:
HMMMM.... you have a point... maybe I could have myself shipped?

With the dogs and cats?

You know, it'd be cheaper to just buy a Tiramisu locally...
 
**** doesnt know what Tiramisu is*****


I am just after your sexy cape w/ the white writting on it :D

well, and the rest too :p
 
niteshade said:
**** doesnt know what Tiramisu is*****


I am just after your sexy cape w/ the white writting on it :D

well, and the rest too :p

You don't know what Tiramisu is? You don't know what Tiramisu is?!!!!

Sacrilege!

Down on your knees and beg for forgiveness! Beg, I say!

Ooops, I've been hanging out in Sub Haven too much!

Imagine coffee, some alcohol, some chocolate, some marscapone cheese, some light sponge, and now put that all together into a cross between a cake and a trifle... and you have Tiramisu!
 
***abjectly falling on her knees before the most domly FungiUg****

please forgive this must humble slave (who has also spent too much time in the sub haven ... craving gummi bears)

that sounds yummy.
 
niteshade said:
that sounds yummy.

Yeah, it is. I only make it for special occasions, because it's expensive and very fattening! But made right, it's very yummy. I have had a bad Tiramisu though, so it has to be made right. (The recipe I have is good!)
 
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