What is it about FungiUg that makes you want him?

[FungiUg]

Hes a top fuck!!!

No I'm not! I'm THE top fuck! (And don't laugh your arse off... I have plans for that arse!)

Sheesh, the people that are crawling out of the woodwork...

 

[James G 5]

No I'm not! I'm THE top fuck! (And don't laugh your arse off... I have plans for that arse!)

Sheesh, the people that are crawling out of the woodwork...

Don't worry, your ass is safe from me, in all respects

 

[FungiUg]

Don't worry, your ass is safe from me, in all respects

Well, you know, I hadn't actually started to worry about that. Should I?

Actually, it was her arse that I had plans for...

 

[James G 5]

Well, you know, I hadn't actually started to worry about that. Should I?

Actually, it was her arse that I had plans for...

Nope, nothing to fear from me in THAT regard

You think YOU have plans, I've just found out in the last few days I'm only a 10 or 11 hour drive from her
Mpaquest is on my mind

 

[Ebonyfire]

And tickets! (rather expensive air-line tickets...)

It is sooo expensive to fly to where you are Fungi, I would have to win the lottery to afford it! LOL (Or be treated by a well heeled subby!)

 

[Ebonyfire]

Geez, you make it sound like a war! And to the victor go the spoils?

More like to the victor goes the "spoiled"!

 

[FungiUg]

It is sooo expensive to fly to where you are Fungi, I would have to win the lottery to afford it!

Yeah, I know. Not that it wouldn't be fun showing you around!

I did import a lady from Texas about 4 years ago, but that was when I was single, living in Sydney, Australia, and earning about double what I do now.

 

[James G 5]

Yeah, I know. Not that it wouldn't be fun showing you around!

I did import a lady from Texas about 4 years ago, but that was when I was single, living in Sydney, Australia, and earning about double what I do now.

Mebbe if I win the Lotto tonight I'll fly everyone on the board I like to NZ for a party at Fungi's
It'll give me a chance to pick up some good wine

 

[entitled]

Mebbe if I win the Lotto tonight I'll fly everyone on the board I like to NZ for a party at Fungi's
It'll give me a chance to pick up some good wine

*finds self wondering if that ass could use a little kissing, or if it would do any good*

 

[FungiUg]

It'll give me a chance to pick up some good wine

Red, white, bubbly? Oz is better for most reds, but NZ white and NZ bubbly is yummy! We also have some nice meads, and fruit wines. And if you're a beer fan (which I'm not), apparently we have really good beer.

 

[James G 5]

*finds self wondering if that ass could use a little kissing, or if it would do any good*

I already like YOU

Hmmmm
If I charter a plane, we can make all the subbies fly naked....

 

[FungiUg]

*finds self wondering if that ass could use a little kissing, or if it would do any good*

Well, I doubt James would object to you spending some time kissing his backside. Of course, that may not help him with winning the lottery...

 

[FungiUg]

We can make all the subbies fly naked....

"Okay, now, flap your arms!"

 

[James G 5]

Red, white, bubbly? Oz is better for most reds, but NZ white and NZ bubbly is yummy! We also have some nice meads, and fruit wines. And if you're a beer fan (which I'm not), apparently we have really good beer.

Gotta go for the Malborough Sauvignon Blancs
Some good Pinot Noirs there
And some GREAT Merlot & other reds from Hawk's Crest
Never had the bubbly tho

 

[James G 5]

Well, I doubt James would object to you spending some time kissing his backside. Of course, that may not help him with winning the lottery...

no no, it brings luck

 

[James G 5]

"Okay, now, flap your arms!"

Their ARMS?
Dude, what're you thinking?

 

[FungiUg]

Gotta go for the Malborough Sauvignon Blancs
Some good Pinot Noirs there
And some GREAT Merlot & other reds from Hawk's Crest
Never had the bubbly tho

Hmm... Aussie Shiraz and Cab Sav is better, but we do have some nice Merlots, and mixes. My fave is a Church Road Cab Sav/Merlot mix. Yum!

Not really a fan of Pinot Noir. Just never really grabbed me.

Sav Blanc... well, NZ has the best. Do you like fragrant wines? I love the NZ Gewurtraminer. We do a great Reisling, and of course the Hawkes Bay Chardonnay... yummy!

Bubbly -- well, there are heaps to try. *chuckle* A really fun afternoon is to work your way through six different bottles, to try and find out which you prefer.

 

[FungiUg]

Their ARMS?
Dude, what're you thinking?

Bounce, bounce, bounce....

You're right. We'd have to issue neck braces! Not such a good idea after all.

 

[James G 5]

Hmm... Aussie Shiraz and Cab Sav is better, but we do have some nice Merlots, and mixes. My fave is a Church Road Cab Sav/Merlot mix. Yum!

Not really a fan of Pinot Noir. Just never really grabbed me.

Sav Blanc... well, NZ has the best. Do you like fragrant wines? I love the NZ Gewurtraminer. We do a great Reisling, and of course the Hawkes Bay Chardonnay... yummy!

Bubbly -- well, there are heaps to try. *chuckle* A really fun afternoon is to work your way through six different bottles, to try and find out which you prefer.

Hawke's Bay is what I meant for the Merlot, Hawk's Crest is a Cali label
*sigh*
I shouldn't drink when I try to post about drinking
Never had an NZ Gewurz or Riesling, but some good Oz ones...not a lot of NZ stuff gets here

 

[James G 5]

Bounce, bounce, bounce....

You're right. We'd have to issue neck braces! Not such a good idea after all.

Not to mention the potential black eyes

 

[FungiUg]

Hawke's Bay is what I meant for the Merlot, Hawk's Crest is a Cali label
*sigh*
I shouldn't drink when I try to post about drinking
Never had an NZ Gewurz or Riesling, but some good Oz ones...not a lot of NZ stuff gets here

I did wonder about the Hawk's Crest. We don't get much Californian wine here -- mostly NZ, Australian, some French, some Spanish, some Portugese. I think I did run into a Chillian wine at some point.

 

[James G 5]

I did wonder about the Hawk's Crest. We don't get much Californian wine here -- mostly NZ, Australian, some French, some Spanish, some Portugese. I think I did run into a Chillian wine at some point.

I'll bring ya some good stateside wines
Nobody does Zins better, and Petite Sirah is pretty much exclusively a California wine

 

[FungiUg]

I'll bring ya some good stateside wines
Nobody does Zins better, and Petite Sirah is pretty much exclusively a California wine

Haven't tried either of those. We do have Sirah here, which is another name for Shiraz.

 

[James G 5]

Haven't tried either of those. We do have Sirah here, which is another name for Shiraz.

Different grape entirely
Zinfandel is MOSTLY a US thing, but they're making some good ones in Italy...they call them Primitivo there

 

[Ebonyfire]

Kinky AND winos...