what is one thing that will kill the mood during sex

Talking about her mom, I have a hard time moving through that one.
 
It didn't really happen, did it? :D
Oh it really happened. It certainly didn't happen a second time.
Was your partner at least looking at your face? It'd be a sudden turn off for sure if said during the oral negotiations.

He was looking right at my pussy. this was at a time I had grown a bush to see what it was like. needless to say, I maintain a well trimmed pussy now.
 
Oh it really happened. It certainly didn't happen a second time.


He was looking right at my pussy. this was at a time I had grown a bush to see what it was like. needless to say, I maintain a well trimmed pussy now.

This cracked me up :D

So it was in reference of your then long pubic hairs or could he really refer to a resemblance? :devil:
 
This cracked me up :D

So it was in reference of your then long pubic hairs or could he really refer to a resemblance? :devil:

Hahaha. Knowing my mother, he probably had plenty of reference to see a resemblance. I wouldn't have guessed it until he said that though.

I'm usually so open about sex, this probably wouldn't have bothered me if we actually got along.
 
Hahaha. Knowing my mother, he probably had plenty of reference to see a resemblance. I wouldn't have guessed it until he said that though.

I'm usually so open about sex, this probably wouldn't have bothered me if we actually got along.

As they say, it's in the family :D :devil: :kiss:
 
During sex...

The begrudging look of "fine, whatever you want, lets just get this over with" from my wife who really couldn't care less about all things sexual. (Hence my lurking on lit pretty much continuously)
 
politics, a phone-call from her girlfriend that needs to talk, really anything that isn't about sex
 
I say. There is nothing like recieving a phone call from a cousin or other family member to kill the mood during a frisky romp.
 
Never had it happen to me, but texting or answering your cell phone during would be a big turn off.



politics, a phone-call from her girlfriend that needs to talk, really anything that isn't about sex

... like a phone call from his wife

I say. There is nothing like recieving a phone call from a cousin or other family member to kill the mood during a frisky romp.


In this day and age, with voicemail, texting, BBM, email, etc... who ever stops giving / receiving oral sex or knocking' boots to pick up a phone should be kicked in the nutsack / vah-gine, shown the door, and have their clothes tossed out to them. If done right, the caller can listen in on these unfolding events. You can then text Mr. / Mrs. Gotta-Answer-This as they are dressing outside, and ask them to delete your number from their phone.

Of course if you are married to the phone answerer, you may have to exercise a wee bit of diplomacy. Maybe let them get dressed first. ;)
 
How about the 4 year old step daughter knocking on the bedroom door with "Mommie I don't feel good" Immediately followed with "BLEEEEH"
 
How about a man the doesn't " dine on southern food " if you get what am saying
 
We were going at it on the couch when the dog not only stuck her nose in my ass, but it was wet and cold and went straight to my anus. A cat sitting beside the bed staring directly at you is a buzz kill. The worst....I was being so romantic, the bed was surrounded by candles, soft music playing..I was getting into it and a pillow was in the way so I tossed it off the bed. Off course a couple seconds later I discovered it had landed on a candle and immediately burst into flames. I must say after running it into the kitchen and drowning it in the sink I was able to return to the bedroom with my hard on intact and finish:D
 
Being right in the middle of it and hearing "you look so much like your mother"

Would it be better or worse if he said, "you look so much like my mother"? :)


Bad body oder and bad breath
Definitely this.

Never had it happen to me, but texting or answering your cell phone during would be a big turn off.
Actually, depending on my mood, that can really turn me on. It makes me feel uber submissive.

How about the 4 year old step daughter knocking on the bedroom door with "Mommie I don't feel good" Immediately followed with "BLEEEEH"
Oh yeah, kids knocking on the door can really kill it. Or when you're laying on the bed, about to do it and she starts talking about the kids. Yeah...not good before sex conversation there.
 
A phone call from your mother or a teenager knocking on the bedroom door.
 
The phone ringing and ringing and ringing because someone is trying to call every couple of minutes. You could get up to unplug it/shut it off, but that would mean disentangling and surely they've figured out after trying this many times that you're not available to take their call, right? Wrong. Ring ring ring. Argh!
 
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