what is one thing that will kill the mood during sex

[Freebird49]

Kill the mood.

Two things that would turn me off

1) a woman with smelly feet
2) a woman who farts

 

[tonguedancer]

1) Having the desk clerk call to ask if everything is ok in the room while you're right in the middle of what you came there for.

2) Her telling you she thinks her husband might suspect something.

3) Your wife start talking about vacation plans or what color to get for the new tiles in the bathroom. (Which is the sort of attitude that had you at the motel with some other guy's wife in the first place.)

 

[JudasIscariot]

The bed breaking

This has happened to me a few times, it not only kills the mood but also kills my bank account

So it's a double fuck up really

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Sharp fingernails snagging on tender flesh

Leg cramp

 

[JudasIscariot]

Sharp fingernails snagging on tender flesh

Leg cramp

I got leg cramp once when I was cumming, I told her to get off me and she kept going, leaving me to push her off, typically she fell off the bed and sprained her wrist

 

[firefighter12]

The pager going off for a major call....

 

[pfflyerhot]

Death...
BTW... a good orgasm almost always makes my calf muscles (and others) spasm—so, that's a good thing... my leg cramps are, that is...

 

[creampieluvr79]

The pager going off for a major call....

They still have pagers?

 

[Sexyladykate]

The bed breaking

This has happened to me a few times, it not only kills the mood but also kills my bank account

So it's a double fuck up really

Hmmm...you either have really shitty furniture or are a really great fuck.

 

[hwwannabe]

That little voice outside the bedroom door calling "Mom?" or "Daddy?"

 

[Emerson40]

The bed breaking

This has happened to me a few times, it not only kills the mood but also kills my bank account

So it's a double fuck up really

Shitty IKEA furniture, disrupting intimacy for over 60 years.

 

[GorgeousGeekGirl]

Never had it happen to me, but texting or answering your cell phone during would be a big turn off.

I have found the exception to this: my idiot ex fiancé wanted an open relationship. Because I was overseas for several months, when my fiancé could call, I needed to answer the phone. My sideline guy, a wonderful Marine, got a perverse thrill from being in me while I was on the phone. Not only did he refuse to let me take a break, he actually did his best work. And if we weren't having sex already, he would start. Now that I know the proper terminology, he loved being the bull who cuckolded the idiot.

Btw, many may not believe that technique trumps size, but my Marine was proof of this. Although the idiot had a noticeably larger penis, I enjoyed my Marine far more. To the idiot I say "good riddance". To my Marine I say "wherever you are, I hope you're happy. And if we ever meet again, you're always welcome in my bed."

 

[GorgeousGeekGirl]

Being criticized.

My husband has successfully used this technique for years to avoid sex

 

[GorgeousGeekGirl]

Use of the word Daddy.

You're not my father. If you were, or even vaguely resembled him, we wouldn't be discussing sex, much less having it.

It's a one strike offense. First time that comes out of your mouth, get out of me, out of my bed, put on your clothes, never call or text again.

 

[Justine42D]

A man that don't eat pussy, it is a huge deal breaker and a turn off, and rude men

 

[followmenow6969]

A man that don't eat pussy, it is a huge deal breaker and a turn off, and rude men

I'll eat pussy till you beg to be fucked deep and hard.....

 

[firefighter12]

They still have pagers?

Voice page-out for fire department responses. It's NOT a thriving metropolitan area.....

 

[followmenow6969]

My ex wife knocking at the door...lol

 

[theslutbunny]

"My ex- used to do this thing ..."

 

[followmenow6969]

"My ex- used to do this thing ..."

Bet that sucked and not in a good way...

 

[theslutbunny]

Bet that sucked and not in a good way...

It's not even that I minded what he wanted, it's just how he said it.

 

[followmenow6969]

It's not even that I minded what he wanted, it's just how he said it.

How was that ???

 

[theslutbunny]

How was that ???

See three replies before yours.

 

[LucyH]

I had an ex who used to say things that sounded like they were lifted out of the corniest porn script ever written, with ridiculous words for body parts. I wish I could remember some of them now, 'cause I bet they'd make me giggle. Alas, all I remember is lying there thinking, "Did he seriously just say that, and not as a joke? What am I doing in bed with someone who doesn't realize how stupid that sounds?"

 

[creampieluvr79]

That little voice outside the bedroom door calling "Mom?" or "Daddy?"

Lol! I can agree, that definitely kills the mood quickly!