What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Eilan]

More kid stuff, meow

My youngest kids (ages 3 and 2) have started meowing instead of talking. It's cute--for a few minutes.

A typical "conversation" at our house:

Kid: Mommy, come here, meow. I'm hungry, meow.

Me: What would you like to eat?

Kid: Meow.

Me: Macaroni and cheese or spaghetti and meatballs?

Kid: Meow.

Me: Is mac 'n' cheese okay?

Kid: Meow.

Me: Is that a yes or no?

Kid: Meow.

Me: Fine. You'll get mac 'n' cheese.

Kid: Meow.

 

[bobsgirl]

There was a cat puppet on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood that used to talk like that.

Cat: Meow, meow meow-meow?

And the other puppets always seemed to know what was going on. Annoying as hell.

It'd be funny with little ones, though. For a very limited time.

 

[Eilan]

There was a cat puppet on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood that used to talk like that.

Cat: Meow, meow meow-meow?

And the other puppets always seemed to know what was going on. Annoying as hell.

It'd be funny with little ones, though. For a very limited time.

I remember that puppet!

It's cute as hell until I HAVE to know what they want/need.

 

[m.j.h]

Had a nice and funny (for me anyway) thing happen yesterday.

was travelling the freeway from Sydney to home which has a 110 kph speed limit.I'm driving along at about 120 or so when i pass another car, we are coming up to a speed camera at this point so i was getting ready to slow down for it, when the car i had just passed decided that they wanted to be in front and procceded to pass me at about 130.

Just as they get in front of me they go thru the camera and get a nice pic taken that will be sent to them later, me i just slowed to 110 and got thru the camera, when i get beside the other car which had slowed down the wife is going off at him for speeding and he has this "OH SHIT" look on his face.

Couldn't help but laugh at the fool.

 

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[EJFan]

I often wondered what was up with that Mr. McFeeley mailman dude. With a name like McFeeley, was he some sort of door to door pervert?

THIS made me laugh my ass off today!

 

[HandFan]

The My Pussy is so Deep thread....

 

[blue112]

that stephen harper actually won the election...... forming government with likely a separatist party

 

[Nightbird]

Eilan, Meow

At least they haven't started hissing yet. Meow..

My youngest kids (ages 3 and 2) have started meowing instead of talking. It's cute--for a few minutes.

 

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[Willow123]

I too saw American Idol....

I never wanna hear "She's Out Of My Life" by Michael Jackson again.

 

[BelleDragoness]

The cleaner at work having a hissy fit at me because I told her not to touch my work because it was a OH&S issue.

 

[sassy_girl1963]

OH This is soooo funny

This post of Scalywag's!

Oh Thank you Scalywag for the wonderful laugh! I could just see you leaning back in your chair, refreshing your screen just waiting for all the posts to come in. Pricesless!

 

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[SweetErika]

This post of Scalywag's!

Oh Thank you Scalywag for the wonderful laugh! I could just see you leaning back in your chair, refreshing your screen just waiting for all the posts to come in. Pricesless!

Thanks to both of you...hubby and I are in an uproar right now.

 

[EJFan]

i have to laugh my ass off over this palestinian election thing.

i love the fact that "W" is pissed that hamas is in control now and the incredible irony that hamas leaders were elected by the same type of boneheaded campaigning and voting that led to "W's" win in the US.

 

[sassy_girl1963]

Well thank you Sassy_girl. And I must say my our friends here at the HT did not disappoint!

lol no they don't do they?

 

[sassy_girl1963]

Thanks to both of you...hubby and I are in an uproar right now.

Your welcome Erika - I was in a bit of an uproar myself.....lol

Did you by chance happen to read the Australia thread? If not - it too is funny and well worth the time!

 

[pleasteasme]

Causing someone to spew his breakfast this morning.

THAT was great! He couldn't stop laughing!

 

[Eilan]

Some people will do anything for masturbation fodder. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be working.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=405155

 

[SweetErika]

I posted this in another thread, but thought y'all might get a kick out of it:

While I was looking at the Amazon profile for the-magic-wand-shop, I noticed this in the customer feedback:

1 out of 5: "the product was basically a sex toy and not advertised as such; I purchased what I thought was a back massager for my son and when it arrived, he was appauled that his mother had bought this for him."
Date: 1/20/2006 Rated by Buyer: Catherine L.
Seller Response: "We offer the Hitachi Magic Wand either with or without attachments. The product listing that Catherine ordered from clearly stated that two adult attachments were included. All our product pages for the Hitachi Magic Wand Massager, either alone or with a variety of attachments is available at: http://www.amazon.com/shops/the-magic-wand-shop" Date: 1/21/2006

LMAO

 

[Eilan]

I posted this in another thread, but thought y'all might get a kick out of it:

While I was looking at the Amazon profile for the-magic-wand-shop, I noticed this in the customer feedback:

1 out of 5: "the product was basically a sex toy and not advertised as such; I purchased what I thought was a back massager for my son and when it arrived, he was appauled that his mother had bought this for him."
Date: 1/20/2006 Rated by Buyer: Catherine L.
Seller Response: "We offer the Hitachi Magic Wand either with or without attachments. The product listing that Catherine ordered from clearly stated that two adult attachments were included. All our product pages for the Hitachi Magic Wand Massager, either alone or with a variety of attachments is available at: http://www.amazon.com/shops/the-magic-wand-shop" Date: 1/21/2006

LMAO

Looks like someone's reading comprehension sucks worse than mine.

 

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[Eilan]

But their spelling doesn't.

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

 

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