What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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I tried to use an analogy from Always Sunny in Philadelphia at work. Someone had this spiral of problems where in trying to solve problem A they did B which in turn makes problem A worse, so it spiraled out of control yet they kept doing it.

Hard to describe, but I was like "oh oh this is like when Charlie and Frank eat a bunch of cat food and leave the cans all around and cats start howling and then they have to sniff glue to fall asleep because of the noise"

Then I realized I just made an odd glue sniffing analogy at work :eek: to someone I barely knew

Talked with your HR director a few minutes ago (smoker's rasp, uses "game changer" a lot, and pissy, too. Not a fan.); she told me if you'd read the new online policy manual last year, you'd know that you get three inhalant-inspired pop-culture references per annum.
 
Talked with your HR director a few minutes ago (smoker's rasp, uses "game changer" a lot, and pissy, too. Not a fan.); she told me if you'd read the new online policy manual last year, you'd know that you get three inhalant-inspired pop-culture references per annum.

Hehehe that is like the exact opposite of my HR person, I think my HR person would just nervously giggle and say she doesn't understand
 
Hehehe that is like the exact opposite of my HR person, I think my HR person would just nervously giggle and say she doesn't understand

Yep, that's her.

And that's an effective strategy for so much of life: home invasions, bear attacks, injured elderly people, men who PM you on lit even though you are obviously straight but who want to know if you, like them, yearn to play out a longstanding Uncle Sam fantasy. It's versatile.
 
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I live, and while sore af, doc didn't see any signs of cancer, also good.

Laparoscopic wounds suck but I bet fill open belly hysterectomy must be worse recovery time.
 
I live, and while sore af, doc didn't see any signs of cancer, also good.

Laparoscopic wounds suck but I bet fill open belly hysterectomy must be worse recovery time.

Glad to see you back and certainly glad things looked clear. Lap recovery takes long enough and feels as if someone kneaded your insides like dough. I can't imagine full incisions are that much worse, just longer healing time. :rose:
 
Glass of wine, sunsplashed afternoon, laundry done, overstuffed chair, pooch asleep by my hip, reading new issue of “Men’s Health” (me reading, not dog; he already finished new copy of “Yard Holes.”).
 
Popped up on Mr. cookie's calendar on phone - tomorrow is the first day we messaged each other.

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nothing yet, I'm just waking up. On the other hand, that in its self is good news so I guess I should smile every time I manage to wake up and find myself alive.
 
Reading the perfect short story frist thing in the morning as I sip my tea.
 
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