What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[BubblyBookworm]

Found a new little restaurant today filled with craft beers and waygu beef sliders for cheaps.
My mouth is still smiling over the taste of those two sliders.

Doing a good deed!

 

[SalvDali]

I was in Disney World yesterday in line behind this British family. The grandmother knocks the hat off one of the grandsons and watches giggling as the boy started going off on his brother. She let it go on quite a while before she tells him it was her and the kid just stood there with his mouth open cause he couldn’t yell at grandma. I was In hysterics the entire time lol

 

[Bramblethorn]

My partner's mother did something really generous for us.

 

[seela]

Good job, boys!

 

[seela]

Holy crap, I just understood the theme of today's crossword. So clever and it's going to be so tough for me!

Edit: or maybe it won't, yay!

 

[Vixandra]

Myself- near faintfilled day but still managed to hit the gym for over half my normal swam laps and walked laps in the pool. I’m feeling it but even if I didn’t get the full extent of what I normally can in, 8/12 laps on a flare day isn’t bad. Ok I hit the ground twice after getting home but that was a matter of time. If 1,000mg of sodium tablets can’t force my bp above fainting levels, plus food and lots of water, nothing woulda stopped it. But keeping up my gym schedule despite this damn crazy weather and fireworks nightly at 1am is something I’m proud of.

 

[SalvDali]

Walking through Disney A mans wife or girlfriend caught him staring at my wife’s boobs and smacked the shit out of him.

 

[Darkrhytm]

My partner farting while rolling during jujitsu

 

[gracie920101]

i was taught by friends long ago to read one's fortune cookie then follow the sentence with the words "in bed".

My cookie today had the following message:

Our first love and last love is...self love.

Rather fitting for me, I think.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

i was taught by friends long ago to read one's fortune cookie then follow the sentence with the words "in bed".

My cookie today had the following message:

Our first love and last love is...self love.

Rather fitting for me, I think.

Hehe, I do this too!
I had one last week that said: With enough hard work, every fantasy can become a reality.

 

[Misshotndeep]

My neighbors Lil ones. They are just so cute!

 

[cookiecat]

i was taught by friends long ago to read one's fortune cookie then follow the sentence with the words "in bed".

My cookie today had the following message:

Our first love and last love is...self love.

Rather fitting for me, I think.

 

[SalvDali]

My partner farting while rolling during jujitsu

Hahahaha. That is soooo embarrassing. Try to blame the mat lol

 

[devilsanus]

I watched "Nailed It" on Netflix. Nervous laughter, hit too close to home.

 

[Bramblethorn]

i was taught by friends long ago to read one's fortune cookie then follow the sentence with the words "in bed".

My cookie today had the following message:

Our first love and last love is...self love.

Rather fitting for me, I think.

Do you think the fortune cookie people have heard about the "in bed" game and are playing to it?

 

[gracie920101]

Do you think the fortune cookie people have heard about the "in bed" game and are playing to it?

Haha! No clue but I've had some good ones over the years.

After learning this, one can never read a fortune without adding this-even if only in your head while trying to keep a straight face in front of coworkers or other vanilla settings.

 

[SalvDali]

one of my favorites was "Your fortune lies inside another cookie" lol

 

[seela]

July!
Monday crossword that makes me feel so smart!
Name day!
Winning!
The smell of wet asphalt!
American Gothic!
Oat milk that foams perfectly!
Exclamation points!

 

[Farawyn]

July!
Monday crossword that makes me feel so smart!
Name day!
Winning!
The smell of wet asphalt!
American Gothic!
Oat milk that foams perfectly!
Exclamation points!

seela. Always.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Oooh yours went with an important one for me...
My first date in 10th grade was the boy I got engaged to 4 years later...we were together for 6 years total .

"Stop looking for happiness, It is sitting right in front of you."
Yep. He was.

 

[seela]

seela. Always.

Happy to make you smile.

But why do I always make you smile?

I'm not exactly the happy, bubbly, friendly type that makes people smile. Although I guess here I sometimes come across as way less gloomy and neurotic than I actually am in real life. And way more prim and proper.

Interesting!

 

[Vixandra]

Hit my 12 laps swam in a row goal today, something I've been workin up to for months. Hit the 12th lap on my clicker with a whoop and a "Fuck yeah!" which got me a few looks at my gym pool but don't care. Next goal is 24 laps then a FinFolk tail (gal's gotta have goals)

 

[dacoach44]

the books....

My kid, the English teacher, took me thru ALL of my books, and we are gonna pitch about 3/4 of them. Waaaaaaaaaay too many. Even two boxes of old Lincoln books I am gonna give to the library.

 

[seela]

Background check cleared.

I'm officially not a criminal. Good to know!

 

[gracie920101]

My kid, the English teacher, took me thru ALL of my books, and we are gonna pitch about 3/4 of them. Waaaaaaaaaay too many. Even two boxes of old Lincoln books I am gonna give to the library.

Nobody takes my books!!! *standing against my wall of books with arms outstretched to protect them*