What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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"I sent my therapist a PDF of my problems. She said I have attachment issues. I resent it." - @fauxparse on Twitter
 
"I sent my therapist a PDF of my problems. She said I have attachment issues. I resent it." - @fauxparse on Twitter

Haha, awesome. :D



I survived the Chinese presentation. I still can't believe it. It wasn't long, but it was in Chinese!!!

Brain disengaged until Monday next week. *cue drool and empty eyes*
 
A Scotsman, and then an Englishman giving me orders. ~swoon~:cattail:

Just need an Irishman now to complete the trifecta!

Me: seeing justice finally catch up with somebody who looked like getting away with it. (Case is under a suppression order here, so I won't say more.)
 
Listening to older ladies at work discussing 50SoG. Sometimes, I'm so tempted to open my mouth and share what little knowledge I have. :rolleyes:
 
My semester ended today and somehow I managed to get through it all mostly unharmed.

It was a really tough fall mentally. I almost can't believe I made it. But I did.
 
I’m a slew of med issues bad if I can’t have fun with it, who can? This came to me a few days ago and I’ve refined it a bit. Not serious or insulting, just amusing in that “ah, aliens” kinda way: A lot of people have this theory that humans came from or were messed with by aliens. (Hear me out, this is amusing.) Space doesn’t put pressure on joints like 1G does here on Earth. Water is one of the best mediums for people with fibromyalgia, EDS, and many other conditions, so lower gravity simulation is helpful for them. What if, in theory, people with those conditions carry some of those space traveler DNA bits still but as it manifests under gravity, it’s a detriment instead of an asset. Hyper flexible? Cool, can reach behind that board to fix something. Lower gravity needs from fibromyalgia type conditions means saving energy providing it for long trips, so one can travel further. Light sensitivity- space is pretty dang dark, so being ok with low lighting saves energy too. Random theory, because I believe in evolution but guided evolution is quite possible. Thoughts? (This is not serious, if you take it that way, your issue not mine.)
 
I’m a slew of med issues bad if I can’t have fun with it, who can? This came to me a few days ago and I’ve refined it a bit. Not serious or insulting, just amusing in that “ah, aliens” kinda way: A lot of people have this theory that humans came from or were messed with by aliens. (Hear me out, this is amusing.) Space doesn’t put pressure on joints like 1G does here on Earth. Water is one of the best mediums for people with fibromyalgia, EDS, and many other conditions, so lower gravity simulation is helpful for them. What if, in theory, people with those conditions carry some of those space traveler DNA bits still but as it manifests under gravity, it’s a detriment instead of an asset. Hyper flexible? Cool, can reach behind that board to fix something. Lower gravity needs from fibromyalgia type conditions means saving energy providing it for long trips, so one can travel further. Light sensitivity- space is pretty dang dark, so being ok with low lighting saves energy too. Random theory, because I believe in evolution but guided evolution is quite possible. Thoughts? (This is not serious, if you take it that way, your issue not mine.)
From a hyperflexible person, sure! Gimme all the space travel! It's the most annoying thing when my ankle kinda elongates and my foot just gets left behind, sorta, when I take a step. Floating in space would remove that problem and many others.


My smile:

I woke up with a story in my head and now I'm itching to write it. It'll end up being one page of dialogue with zero adjectives, but that still counts!
 
🎄 It's Christmas!!! 🎄

Merry Christmas to all my fellow Christmas Eve celebrators although I don't think there are any here besides me anymore.
 
Nobody smiles or laughs anymore?

I love my new coat, yay! It's once again a weird color, because apparently I just can't buy coats that are normal. Good thing people here don't talk to strangers or it might be yet another talk piece.

Good first outing. :)
 
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Translated into yankish:

Words of affirmation: I love it right after you shave your taco.
Acts of service: I brought the hot sauce to spread on your taco.
Receiving gifts: Thank you for opening up your taco for my enjoyment.
Quality time: I want to watch you make your taco spasm four times in the next half hour, Dear.
Physical touch: I’m going to lick your taco until your hot sauce runs down my chin.
 
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