What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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I miss my cocker. I haven't had a dog for a very long time, and now I'm at least thinking about it. Lean up against my leg, wouldja? I have more treats.

Leans and nuzzles. 🐶

And fully supports you getting a pup... more than supports... lightly peer pressures you into it.
 
A young boy barely 15 trying to pick up girls at the supermarket. You just had to laugh.
 
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This, but add "If you give her a spank, she will give you a mind blowing orgasm."

His guy can teach men a thing or two!!;)
 
My fellow citizens. In spite of a national atmosphere of hate, anger, and intolerance, we treat each other with courtesy and respect.
 
After taking a very early flight this morning and then coming into work, my boss looking at me and going “you look tired”

My response “yeah, I am”
 
There are certain people I make a point of saying this to frequently. I know how much it means to them, and it’s 100% true

*nods* Yep.
I overheard a manager in a local fast food franchise complimenting an employee and thanked him. He smiled, and said, "I try never to forget they're somebody's children." Words to live by.
 
A crossword clue.

Doe; a Deere?

That's a nice start to a day for me. :)
 
I just got to the office, and the only people at work today are me and a summer intern.

Someone I work with has left a note on my desk saying that me and the intern should throw a party because it's Friday and we have the house to ourselves. :)
 
I'm wearing a new dress, and a friend commented that I look like "one of those people who hand out religious pamphlets, but like a really slutty one".

Bless her. :D
 
So fun.......

I'm wearing a new dress, and a friend commented that I look like "one of those people who hand out religious pamphlets, but like a really slutty one".

Bless her. :D

come knock on my door? Love a slutty dress....
 
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