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What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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The old guy in the check out line at the grocery. He was seriously 71, hitting on me hard core and his biggest selling point was that he was still physically active. I was in shock and felt bad for the guy. Um I am not into grandpa's. He actually tried to inturupt a conversation I was having with a guy i ran into that i use to babysit. You can't make this shit up folks. I got trolled at the grocery! ROFL
 
Misshotndeep said:
The old guy in the check out line at the grocery. He was seriously 71, hitting on me hard core and his biggest selling point was that he was still physically active. I was in shock and felt bad for the guy. Um I am not into grandpa's. He actually tried to inturupt a conversation I was having with a guy i ran into that i use to babysit. You can't make this shit up folks. I got trolled at the grocery! ROFL
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Got to love his attempt!. yay for naughty grandpa's.! :D:rolleyes:
 
Winter has arrived at least for a few days!

We have snow and the temperature's at -20 C (-4 F). Ok, I'm not so thrilled about the wind which means the temperature feels like -26 C (-15 F), but I don't care. Finally winter, proper, pretty winter with proper, pretty snow! :heart:
 
After a long crappy day and feeling dead tired when I got home logging in to a webinar that really will move forward in my career. Sometimes you just have to push on through.:)
 
Chatting away...

On Google Hangouts with a fun Litster, who is overseas! Multilingual, like me. Even fired up the cam.
 
My GF sent me beautiful pics of sunsets and mountains, of herself and her family. Soothing.
Thank you.
 
dacoach44 said:
On Google Hangouts with a fun Litster, who is overseas! Multilingual, like me. Even fired up the cam.
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Ooh.. dont you just love the internet??


My dog made me smile when he jumped of the couch to greet me and made a "Bambi-sliding" on the floor.. silly dog.
 
So apparently I'm running a cooking class for a few people now.

First meeting is Friday next week.
 
seela said:
So apparently I'm running a cooking class for a few people now.

First meeting is Friday next week.
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This sounds good. I do not like cooking. At all. It's been on my mind I need to step up my game.
 
Digging out my trainers and venturing to the gym. Not doing a lot there, but still, it's a start and pleased I actually went.
 
seela's cooking post distracted me from my own giggle!

I regularly warm up eggs for quiche and quick breads and the like by tucking them between my boobs :D I got a bit strenuous today trying to open a bottle and.. pop! :rolleyes: What a mess! All over my boobs, my bra, my shirt, all down the front of me, cats standing around licking up the drops :cattail:

And if that's your kink, this is not an invitation to PM me.
:p
 
Watching a very old episode of "what's my line" on tv, with Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher. She's adorable.
 
Teenagers in my basement loudly debating the hell out of mundane things.
 
Collar_N_Cuffs said:
seela's cooking post distracted me from my own giggle!

I regularly warm up eggs for quiche and quick breads and the like by tucking them between my boobs :D I got a bit strenuous today trying to open a bottle and.. pop! :rolleyes: What a mess! All over my boobs, my bra, my shirt, all down the front of me, cats standing around licking up the drops :cattail:

And if that's your kink, this is not an invitation to PM me.
:p
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Will never look at eggs the same way again lol. This thread cheered me up today lol
 
I often go to memories when i need a laugh. Todays was : about 15 years ago i lived across the street from the neighborhood asshole. He had just got home and i was Working in the yard. Maybe 20 minutes later the skys opened up and it began to downpour. His windows and sunroof were open in his nice sports car. Even though he was a dick i crossed the street in the rain to knock on his door. He answered after a few knocks with " what the fuck do you want". I replied " not a damn thing now " and spun around and walked home. Maybe 15-20 minutes later i see him sprinting out to his car and it is still down pouring. I laughed till it hurt.
 
SalvDali said:
I often go to memories when i need a laugh. Todays was : about 15 years ago i lived across the street from the neighborhood asshole. He had just got home and i was Working in the yard. Maybe 20 minutes later the skys opened up and it began to downpour. His windows and sunroof were open in his nice sports car. Even though he was a dick i crossed the street in the rain to knock on his door. He answered after a few knocks with " what the fuck do you want". I replied " not a damn thing now " and spun around and walked home. Maybe 15-20 minutes later i see him sprinting out to his car and it is still down pouring. I laughed till it hurt.
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I live across the street from the same guy. Bald, with tons of back hair?
 
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