What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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Or take off a bra.

Oh no. I hate being without a bra. I sleep without one, but the moment I get dressed for the day the bra goes on and doesn't come off until I go to sleep again. Or shower.

I might change to more lounge-y clothes when I get home, but the bra most definitely stays on.
 
Bra on?

Oh no. I hate being without a bra. I sleep without one, but the moment I get dressed for the day the bra goes on and doesn't come off until I go to sleep again. Or shower.

I might change to more lounge-y clothes when I get home, but the bra most definitely stays on.

I dated a sissy one nite who asked if she could leave her bra on. Musta been 44DD, at least. I says, "sure, Hon."
 
I had a strange dream, realized I was in a dream and for the first time ever managed to actively change something. :)
 
Now you have the power and you can build on it! Congratulations on your success!

I haven't been actively working on this. It's not something I've been focused on. It just happened. All I did was change ugly luggage into pretty luggage. The bad thing is I slept too much.
 
Wow!

I had a strange dream, realized I was in a dream and for the first time ever managed to actively change something. :)

So delightful! Opens up a whole new world. Us pervs would pay top dollar for that skill.
 
We've been working on re-trapping Mama Cat so she can have the Operation (because kittens are cute but we really don't need more). She's very wary of the trap since she's already been caught and escaped once.

So we've been working on it gradually: food out with no trap, food out near the trap, food on top of the trap, food in the mouth of the trap, food in the middle of the trap....

Mama has figured out that we're feeding her, so if I go outside at dinner time she'll show up waiting for her meal.

Yesterday we armed the trap and put the food out at the end of the trap, past the trigger plate. Somebody, presumably Mama, very carefully ate all the food without tripping the catch and sauntered out again.

Okay, fine, we knew she was smart. We'll keep putting the food out, she only has to screw up once...

Tonight, trap goes bang. We head out and there is a very angry cat in the trap.

Not Mama, but Deadbeat Dad.

So now we have a grumpy tomcat with no collar. Probably no microchip, although he looks pretty well-fed so it's possible he has a human home.

Now we need to decide whether to pay for snip-and-release or just turn him in to council, which isn't likely to end well for him if he's not chipped. I love cats but a non-desexed feral wandering around is murder on the local wildlife :-/

And then try to catch Mama again...

*headdesk*

But Miss Kitten is being very cute. She's getting close to double the weight she was when we trapped her.
 
So yesterday I am at the school with my 3yr old waiting on my 5 year old to get out of school. My youngest reaches over and pulls the hair of a woman in front of us... when she turns around he pointed at me and said "he did it".

Everyone in the lobby was laughing, luckily the mom got a kick out of it as well.
 
So fun

So yesterday I am at the school with my 3yr old waiting on my 5 year old to get out of school. My youngest reaches over and pulls the hair of a woman in front of us... when she turns around he pointed at me and said "he did it".

Everyone in the lobby was laughing, luckily the mom got a kick out of it as well.

Wild, that kid is gonna be trouble!
 
❤️

My dogs just woke me to go out and I thought we had got a fine dusting of snow here while I slept, but it's Diana's orb, pouring a liquid moonglow over everything. Blessed, blessed to see and experience; the moon she called me and while unusually I am just dressed tonight I tiptoes barefoot into the frost and enjoyed the cold bites on my skin and my nipples hardening and my feet burning in the cold. It's so good to be alive!

:heart:
 
SQUEE!!!!!

:happy dance: New bedding! :dives into fresh new sheets: So much joy.
 
The old lady at the post office that thought I was a mind reader. She thought i should know she was backing out because her car was started. She was illegally parked too! Smh. After a certain age one should have to retake their driving test. Smh. Poor old biddy.
 
I had a really productive day and got lots done.

I taught today and it was so good. The students were in a great mood and seemed to have leaped forward quite a bit over the week. It was downright magical, everybody was so in sync and happy.

I also gave a "cooking class" to the wife of a friend and her friend. It was fun, although it did baffle me that someone can be so incompetent in the kitchen. It looked like neither of them had ever touched a knife before and they didn't understand the basic terminology on the recipe. But it really was great fun, now both of them know how to chop an onion and the food turned out good to.

Then I came home to the apartment I had cleaned thoroughly in the morning. That alone was lovely, but J had also bought flowers. Such a good day.
 
During the post mortem of her day, daughter said she hadn't done well in music tech...

"I just got distracted.....I was thinking about a Cyclops and how they can't show emotion because they've only got one eyebrow. I mean, you can't look quizzical if you've only got one to raise, can you? You'd just look surprised..."
 
Our new bed was delivered today ;-) I get to put it together tomorrow ;-)

:):):):):):):)
 
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