What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[Blue]

Sounds great, I'm happy for you.


My smile:

Usually I remember my dreams really well. This morning I woke up with my panties soaked and have absolutely no recollection of my dream. J and I have been having fun coming up with sex dreams that are so shocking that my waking brain refuses to recognize them.

At the moment the money's on me having a threesome with Trump and one local politician.

I'd have thought that would be a screaming-in-your-sleep nightmare.

 

[Blue]

http://i.imgur.com/TnaTjGU.jpg

 

[cookiecat]

^^^^ the Onion. Love.


A sweet exchange with Mr. cookie

 

[TheOldWidow]

Those moments are the treasures.

 

[aFairy]

Change.

Change is good.

 

[twister947]

This. This thread makes me smile every time I check it.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[aFairy]

I wNt to be more like fairy . Change unnerves me. When I was a kid for a while I went everywhere with a bag packed with every thing I needed to survive . Till some one took the machete out



Me too,

Stop looking for the machete

You are brave enough to be that kid again. Just a more experienced version.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[aFairy]

It's ok, I am a. Big enough to buy my own machete now and b: tough enough to use my bare hands for lots of things. But it's useful for gardening

Yes You are
... for gardening, right

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[twister947]

Ahh! Woodstoves!
My Jøtul is my bff.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[petes478]

Ejaculating on my girl's tits face and hair this morning.

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

Ejaculating on my girl's tits face and hair this morning.

neato.

 

[seela]

A lady at the sex shop tried to convince me to buy temporary tramp stamps. Such a weird item and the whole conversation was slightly bizarre. Funny, though.

 

[LucyBee01]

Remembering the weekend and being given a bunch of lilies

 

[Luna2121]

That's so sweet a perfect way to make any women's day

 

[Blue]

That's so sweet a perfect way to make any women's day

What if her cat eats the lilies and dies?

 

[Luna2121]

That's why you put them in a spot where the cat can't reach them or get a catnip plant the cats will give it attention before the lilies

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LucyBee01]

What if her cat eats the lilies and dies?

It's ok Con, we don't have a cat
I would love a cat, but I am making do by visiting other people's cats

 

[OralDave]

Ejaculating on my girl's tits face and hair this morning.

That beats coffee in the morning. Lucky you.

 

[seela]

The plant has four new shoots! The one I had already given up on ever recovering from J taking care of it when I lived elsewhere.

Two of the shoots are big, too. Good thing we have high ceilings.

 

[Azuldrgon]

This thread today made me smile.

The contrast between a guy getting lucky, a conversation on stoves and machetes and cats and gardening.