What made you smile or laugh today? Part III
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Oh gee.
"Laziness"
"Asthma"
"Fighting Fire"
"Salvation Army" (???)
Even "Sexual Derangement" could just be a common fetish she expressed.
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Sticking it to the man!
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Waking up happy-gooey-dreamy and wallowing in it all morning.
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I've been really focused on healthier meals lately and while I haven't exactly benefited with weight loss, my husband has dropped 10 lbs. I'm jealous, but I also know men drop weight faster so I have at least some proof that my efforts are working, even if it's not apparent on me yet.
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I hate this, but I'm so glad you are sticking to it. It will lay off in the long run.
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My favorite is deranged masturbation. What the hell is that? Does it tie in with 'masturbating for 30 years'?
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It's supremely frustrating. Buuuuut, I don't have to find money in the budget for new clothes for him if the menu has already started working.
Saving money makes me happy.>_> Now to do the same for myself...
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Hey, gracie!!
How have you been? Have a cookie, or a chocolate covered cherry!
Well ... if I must.
It's been good. I started doing day care for special needs kids so I'm busier than a fox in a hen house. Plus, K accidentally broke my laptop so we're sharing until I can afford to get the screen fixed, so I only manage facebook and that's because it's on my phone. lol
You?
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Got a parcel of goodies in the mail. New music and pretty comics!
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Well ... if I must.
It's been good. I started doing day care for special needs kids so I'm busier than a fox in a hen house. Plus, K accidentally broke my laptop so we're sharing until I can afford to get the screen fixed, so I only manage facebook and that's because it's on my phone. lol
You?
I can imagine it keeps you busy! I'm glad you found time to swing by.
I've been good, too. No major changes, still happy and healthy.
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sissy got 12" from behind while loading the washer this morning. Does that count?
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'Shut up and kiss me.'
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Him: So if the train is going north at 70 miles an hour...
Me: I'm crap at maths. But I like trains!
Him: The answer was blowjob.
Me: I'm crap at maths. But I like trains!
Him: The answer was blowjob.
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Wild_Honey_66
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Haha!!
The answer, when in doubt, is always blowjob!!
(Hi Honey!!)
The way to a man's heart...
(Hi cookie!)
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Numerous things!!
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