What pissed you off today? Mark III

One of the kids I babysit kept coughing in my face again today. He's gotten me sick many times before. I wish that his mom would teach him how to wash his hands, etc. I try to remind him about good hygiene habits but it goes in one ear and out the other.
 
Received a text from a friend asking if I wanted to give him a blow job tonight.

I responded yes and asked how long until he arrived - 35 minutes

A few minutes later, he cancelled.
GPS said an hour and he had to work early.

Don't bet a girls hopes up only to crush them
 
Sometimes I read something that makes my pulse rage just thinking about it, even hours later:
Dear Carolyn: My sister expects me to apologize to her father-in-law after he tried to kill my dog. I went to see my parents with her, same as always. I caught “George” giving my dog some grapes. I explained they were toxic for dogs and she couldn’t have them. Later I saw him feeding them to her. I ran over to stop it but my brother-in-law caught me, saying, “Let him go, he’s having fun and there’s nothing wrong with those grapes.”
He wouldn’t let me go and he’s a huge guy so I used a maneuver I learned in self-defense where you stomp full force down on their instep. It worked, I got away and knocked George away from my dog. I rushed her to the emergency vet, who kept her overnight and said I did the right thing since grapes are so dangerous for a dog.
My dog is okay but now I have a huge vet bill to pay. George told my family how his dogs used to eat grapes all the time and said I was crazy. So instead of being sorry, my family is accusing me of overreacting and hurting my brother-in-law for nothing. They are insisting I apologize to him and his father.

I showed my parents lots of info on how dangerous grapes are for dogs, but they insist this is all BS vets made up to make money. My sister says I’m not welcome in her home until I “humbly apologize” and admit I was wrong. I am not apologizing to people who basically tried to kill my dog and make me watch. Should I stand my ground even if it means not seeing my family for a while?
— Anonymous

Hell, any family, friend or even aquaintance standing by doing nothing while someone actually physically restrained me like that and put their own judgement over mine when it is my business, would be off my Christmas card list in a New York minute and lucky not to be on the death list.
 
You need a few Dragonfly, they are well acquainted with their favorite food.

Sometimes I read something that makes my pulse rage just thinking about it, even hours later:


Hell, any family, friend or even aquaintance standing by doing nothing while someone actually physically restrained me like that and put their own judgement over mine when it is my business, would be off my Christmas card list in a New York minute and lucky not to be on the death list.
He is lucky only his feet hurt all of them need to be put in the "keep them far away" list. And I would tell my sister to kiss my ass.....
 
<rant>
My (fairly) new neighborough is something of a pyromaniac. Warm spell, windows open, washing on the line...

Does he give a shit?

Does he f*ck!

Burn f*cking burn - the smokier the better.
</rant>

And... breathe...
 
Actually a couple of days ago but I had to calm down before writing this :)

The people on here that have their threads of “Ask x a question” and then use the internet to get the answers makes them oh so knowledgeable. When a question is asked that can’t be picked off the internet easily and would take some experience and knowledge in that field to answer they then say they can’t, as it’s not something in their subject area. Fair enough! Nobody can know everything about everything.

But – when someone actually answers for them (it is their thread after all) and they don’t thank or even acknowledge the person who answered on their behalf it says a lot. The clique really dislike me intensely.
 
When people are asshats to your kids and you want to kill them (asshats, not kids) but murder is frowned upon for some reason.
I think I need to take myself for a walk, to summer down some.
 
Fuck grocery store shelves over six feet or under a foot. If 90% of your staff can't reach it without either a ladder or kneeling on the floor, then don't fucking stock those damn shelves with ready-to-sell product! And, yes, I knocked half the shit over with my cane trying to reach it down. Get one of your acromegliac employees to straighten it or use some common fucking sense and don't put shit up there. "Well, it doesn't sell." Yeah! Because the small percentage that can actually see it three feet back on a six-foot shelf can't fuckin' reach it and don't bother!
 
A silly lady who was behaving like a three-year-old in my sister's café

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Fuck grocery store shelves over six feet or under a foot. If 90% of your staff can't reach it without either a ladder or kneeling on the floor, then don't fucking stock those damn shelves with ready-to-sell product! And, yes, I knocked half the shit over with my cane trying to reach it down. Get one of your acromegliac employees to straighten it or use some common fucking sense and don't put shit up there. "Well, it doesn't sell." Yeah! Because the small percentage that can actually see it three feet back on a six-foot shelf can't fuckin' reach it and don't bother!
I get it....
 
Being questioned about a work process when it is a manual process with an expected error rate of 5% and I am told to spend 8 hours on finding the answer when it literally has a 0.0617 percent change to the number they are looking for. Reasoning "she is usually right".... well that remains to be seen and guess what... she wasn't.
 
"Alpha" type trying to impress his side piece and the other young'uns at the cafe while I coded.
 
I am NOT a Jersey nor Philly Italian, so it is SAUCE, just like the Italian immigrant grandmothers I worked with and for called it. SAUCE!
 
Little LED digital clocks on everything I own. It takes me 6 months just to get all my clocks set and then it's time to change again. Fuckers.
 
Received a text from a friend asking if I wanted to give him a blow job tonight.

I responded yes and asked how long until he arrived - 35 minutes

A few minutes later, he cancelled.
GPS said an hour and he had to work early.

Don't bet a girls hopes up only to crush them
I'm assuming you deserve better than that.
 
What pissed me off today? That fucking 1-800-Karz4kidz commercial. Whoever came up with that jingle should be covered in honey and thrown on a fire ant nest.
 
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