What pissed you off today?

[graceanne]

I didn't know you homeschool! Cool. I'll try to stop calling.

I wish you would! Geez!

But, yeah, I'm homeschooling D this year cause he can't learn in a social environment. Plus, he takes longer to learn and this way we can take as long as we'd like without boring other children or screwing up the rest of the days schedule ....

He's happy about it. He's finally reaching a maturity level where he realizes that he isn't where the other 9 year olds are, education wise, and it frustrates him. I'm glad he's maturing, but to some extent it was easier on him when he was oblivious. Either way, this is easier on his self esteem - it's really important that he doesn't get the idea that he's stupid and quits trying.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear kiwi_submissive,

This is your mum! I have commandeered the account of the so-called "DGE." I have decided to annoy the living FUCK out of you at every turn, where you least expect it. Muhuhahahahahahahahah!!! Not only have I assumed this account, but I am even now visiting with your boyfriend from 4th grade, and discussing the little "indiscretion" on the playground that you confessed to me when you had that fever.

Also, that blouse looks bad on you, you have spinach in your teeth and everyone knows about your wooden leg.

-Mum

 

[gypsy*seer]

Roflmao!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Political commercials. There should be a limit on the number of political commercials that a station is allowed to run per 24-hour period. A very low limit.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Dear kiwi_submissive,

This is your mum! I have commandeered the account of the so-called "DGE." I have decided to annoy the living FUCK out of you at every turn, where you least expect it. Muhuhahahahahahahahah!!! Not only have I assumed this account, but I am even now visiting with your boyfriend from 4th grade, and discussing the little "indiscretion" on the playground that you confessed to me when you had that fever.

Also, that blouse looks bad on you, you have spinach in your teeth and everyone knows about your wooden leg.

-Mum

OMG thank you so much hun. You have no idea how much I needed that laugh *hugs and snuggles and other stuff*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

OMG thank you so much hun. You have no idea how much I needed that laugh *hugs and snuggles and other stuff*

Please don't call your mother "hun."

It's disrespectful, and just weird.

 

[Red Sonja]

Political commercials. There should be a limit on the number of political commercials that a station is allowed to run per 24-hour period. A very low limit.

Agreed. In presidential years, the number should be cut for "swing" states. Otherwise, we're imposing a harsh burden on only part of the population.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Please don't call your mother "hun."

It's disrespectful, and just weird.

Wow, you really are my mother. Is your next trick going to be reminding me how much you hate me again and all the reasons why?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Wow, you really are my mother. Is your next trick going to be reminding me how much you hate me again and all the reasons why?

I think we're cousins, or something. Our mothers appear to have been identical twins from different ancestors in different generations.

Hi, cuz!



Hmmm... kissin' cousins...

 

[gypsy*seer]

Wow, you really are my mother. Is your next trick going to be reminding me how much you hate me again and all the reasons why?

I hear you, girl!

I think we're cousins, or something. Our mothers appear to have been identical twins from different ancestors in different generations.

Hi, cuz!



Hmmm... kissin' cousins...

OMG! So we're related too, SW?

Blurt:
I had to put on my reading glasses to find the "mute" button...grumble grumble

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Wow, you really are my mother. Is your next trick going to be reminding me how much you hate me again and all the reasons why?

Of course I'm your mother.

And I don't hate you. I'm only trying to help you.

Now go to your room and change your underwear. If you're in an accident, you want the paramedics to find you in clean underwear. And you've had those on for months.

I think we're cousins, or something. Our mothers appear to have been identical twins from different ancestors in different generations.

Hi, cuz!



Hmmm... kissin' cousins...

This is a setup for a Lit story, or a very long coversation at a bar.

I hear you, girl!


OMG! So we're related too, SW?

Please refrain from talking to kiwi and SW. They are not allowed to play with the other Litsters until they explain their general lack of alrightness.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I spilled orange juice all over my book and now i have to wait until it dries before I can finish it.
Also, don't choose the pulpy kind of juice if you are going to be such a klutz, Iris!

 

[seela]

Also, don't choose the pulpy kind of juice if you are going to be such a klutz, Iris!

Gives a new meaning for pulp literature, though.

I once did the same, too, only with apple juice. I only had maybe 10 pages left, and ended up going to the library to finish it because I didn't want to wait for it to dry.

Try using a blow dryer, if you don't have the library option?

 

[IrisAlthea]

Gives a new meaning for pulp literature, though.

I once did the same, too, only with apple juice. I only had maybe 10 pages left, and ended up going to the library to finish it because I didn't want to wait for it to dry.

Try using a blow dryer, if you don't have the library option?

Heh, it does!

It seems to dry OK hanging over the back of a chair.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I think we're cousins, or something. Our mothers appear to have been identical twins from different ancestors in different generations.

Hi, cuz!



Hmmm... kissin' cousins...

Hi Cuz, maybe they were sent to the same school.

Hmmmm I think flogging cousins sounds so much better than kissing cousins

I hear you, girl!



OMG! So we're related too, SW?

Blurt:
I had to put on my reading glasses to find the "mute" button...grumble grumble

I wonder if there is any magic pill we could find to turn mothers into normal people?

The worst part of glasses is that often you need to be wearing them to actually be able to find them.

Of course I'm your mother.

And I don't hate you. I'm only trying to help you.

Now go to your room and change your underwear. If you're in an accident, you want the paramedics to find you in clean underwear. And you've had those on for months.

My bad I mistook embarressment for hate. Common mistake.

 

[Salenku]

Work, stress, work. Just... Work! Grrrrrrrrr!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

My bad I mistook embarressment for hate. Common mistake.

Clean up your room!

Work, stress, work. Just... Work! Grrrrrrrrr!

I hereby give you tomorrow off.

 

[Salenku]

Clean up your room!



I hereby give you tomorrow off.

DGE, I wish you were my boss. And not just for the day off.

 

[gypsy*seer]

I wonder if there is any magic pill we could find to turn mothers into normal people?

The worst part of glasses is that often you need to be wearing them to actually be able to find them.

I tried crushing her Valium into her tea, but it just made her more bitter!! lol

Just kidding, she doesn't take nearly as many as she should...

Yeah...glasses
More of a hold-your-hair-off-your-face kind of accessory, than necessity...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hi Cuz, maybe they were sent to the same school.

Could be... could beee.

Hmmmm I think flogging cousins sounds so much better than kissing cousins

Hmmm, how about spanking/flogging/paddling/cropping/caning/kissing cousins? And on a similar but completely unrelated topic, your mum's right: You've been wearing those green panties for months. You really ought to take them off.

I wonder if there is any magic pill we could find to turn mothers into normal people?

Sadly, no.

The worst part of glasses is that often you need to be wearing them to actually be able to find them.

BTDT, too damn many times.

 

[BiBunny]

I didn't sleep all night. Stupid client decided at 4:30 this morning that he wanted a meeting at 1:00 this afternoon. This, by the way, is after he's stood me up for two other meetings in the last week.

God, I feel about a hundred years old. I hope I don't live to be old because I don't even want to ponder how shitty I'll feel then.

Cawfeeeeeeeee....

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I didn't sleep all night. Stupid client decided at 4:30 this morning that he wanted a meeting at 1:00 this afternoon. This, by the way, is after he's stood me up for two other meetings in the last week.

God, I feel about a hundred years old. I hope I don't live to be old because I don't even want to ponder how shitty I'll feel then.

Cawfeeeeeeeee....

{{{Hugs}}} You can *do* it, baybee!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

DGE, I wish you were my boss. And not just for the day off.

I demand that all employees waste at least two hours a day on Lit. Will you be able to fit our corporate culture?

Hmmm, how about spanking/flogging/paddling/cropping/caning/kissing cousins? And on a similar but completely unrelated topic, your mum's right: You've been wearing those green panties for months. You really ought to take them off.

Listen to the man.

Also, whatever you're doing today, you're doing it wrong.

That goes for all of you people.

 

[Salenku]

I demand that all employees waste at least two hours a day on Lit. Will you be able to fit our corporate culture?.

Absolutely, Sir! Start date?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Could be... could beee.

Hmmm, how about spanking/flogging/paddling/cropping/caning/kissing cousins? And on a similar but completely unrelated topic, your mum's right: You've been wearing those green panties for months. You really ought to take them off.

If we remove the paddling and the kissing then works for me.

Hahah yes they really do need a wash. I might get my lazy ass into gear and take some more pics and forward them and your comment to my AV Quality Control Technician.

Sadly, no.

Oh well, dreams are free.

BTDT, too damn many times.

I have two pairs now as I had to have my glasses replaced 3 times in less than a year. My optometrist said that my next pair will have fluro pink frames so I am trying really hard not to misplace them.