What turned you on today?

[Cakecups]

It might be if YOUR was used correctly.
See me after class.

Ooooooo DGE is in troubleeeeeeeeee

 

[Farawyn]

*does not correct your spelling*

I know it's an irresistible impulse. Thank you for not yielding.

I'm weak. Those little apostrophe fuckers taunt me every time, even tongue in cheekers.

 

[Cakecups]

This: she turned in the first draft of an assignment, and beyond the warmth-inducing content, the grammar and spelling were excellent.

Microsoft word saving dyslexic littles since 1981

 

[Azuldrgon]

The promise of a special treat that never came.

 

[Gwanji16]

A woman flashing her red panties on the metro.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I shit you not. I was at a Ren Faire a couple weekends ago. ALL of the alcohol vendors had a "we ID everyone because we care about you're safety" sign. Every. Single. One. Finally I pointed it out to one vendor who gave me a huge heavy sigh leaned in and glanced around "Aye lass, the king'll 'ave my head if I change it." That was a turn on *giggles*.

Ugh. That stuff drives me insane and I know said insanity is NOT GOOD for me. Losing battle but I can't not stop unfighting it.

There was a new sign in the locker room that said "The gym will now be closed Friday's for a class from 8-10 a.m." Yeah, I brought a sharpie in my gym bag so that that stupid apostrophe could be purged, thereby saving the world. It's a sickness.

I still have mad admiration for you for fighting the good fight.

It might be if YOUR was used correctly.
See me after class.

Your going to have to believe me that it was tongue in cheek.

I am trembling with the effort required.

I think someone could design a really effective Lesson around a grammar Nazi's need for all things to be spelled/punctuated/etc. correctly.

Oh yes. Ohhhhhhhh yes. Such a thing would not be subject to the constraints of conscience.

Ooooooo DGE is in troubleeeeeeeeee

I am a safety patrol and, not unlike Donald Trump, I am sworn to use all newly acquired power to jail those who taunt me or whose usernames involve bakery products.

Microsoft word saving dyslexic littles since 1981

And yet, here you've used no punctuation.

 

[Azuldrgon]

It was a friend sharing she stepped out of the shower.

 

[LucyBee01]

Built up tension from a pussy waxing last night

 

[FelicityJohns]

Not a damn thing.

 

[MastersDelight]

Watching Criminal Minds. is that wrong???

 

[Farawyn]

Built up tension from a pussy waxing last night

Yea. What is it about being waxed?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pete]

Built up tension from a pussy waxing last night

o rly?

Not a damn thing.

aw.

Watching Criminal Minds. is that wrong???

depends - joe mantegna, or mandy patinkin ?

Yea. What is it about being waxed?

good question

I did a bad, bad thing.

And I liked it. A lot.

Edit. More than a lot.

then i guess it wasn't really bad, eh?

for me, it was a phone call.

 

[MastersDelight]

depends - joe mantegna, or mandy patinkin ?

Neither
http://imgur.com/z9aE3AF

 

[pete]

Neither

i shoulda guessed

 

[MastersDelight]

i shoulda guessed

I wouldn't say no to Hotchner either.

 

[Eva_Star]

A very forward, sexy as hell, unexpected PM.

Talk hard. Yesssss....

 

[Farawyn]

Big hands that can fix things.

 

[MastersDelight]

Big hands that can fix things.

*SWWWWWOOOOOONNNN*

 

[Farawyn]

*SWWWWWOOOOOONNNN*

Fuck yes.

 

[Blue]

Big hands that can fix things.

*SWWWWWOOOOOONNNN*

Fuck yes.

I didn't know hands were such a big deal...
Learn something new every day.

Hands like these?

 

[Farawyn]

I didn't know hands were such a big deal...
Learn something new every day.

Hands like these?

Close.

 

[Blue]

Close.

Splendid!
*Step 1 to becoming irresistible apex of manliness: Have hands ✔
I'm gettin' there!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Big hands that can fix things.

Yes!
I have a thing for hands as well...

 

[Winterscumming]

Being teased with the idea of being watched... Then the image of being spanked.. yum