What turned you on today?

[Azuldrgon]

thinking about what could be if things happen the way they're supposed to.

 

[pixxie91]

I was thinking about one of my classmates... It was very unfortunate. He is a handsome devil, and I'm basically a troll doll. I want him to do the most fucked up things to me, though. :/

 

[Porkwarrior]

The Badgers crushing Ohio going into half time, and what I would do to a certain pink haired Wisconsinite before the 2nd half.

 

[Azuldrgon]

waking up.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A message this morning

 

[Azuldrgon]

someone's picture....

 

[Isevil1976]

My wife wearing the clothes I had picked for her for the day.

 

[Hypoxia]

Standing at the window watching deer on our rainy mountain meadow as my partner spooned behind me, stroking me, our naked flesh together... and then the flash of lightning...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Karhukissa]

Shaving my wife's pussy while she took a bath.

 

[Gwanji16]

A short quick kiss on the lips from someone who had never kissed me before. My lips are still buzzing.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

This: she turned in the first draft of an assignment, and beyond the warmth-inducing content, the grammar and spelling were excellent.

 

[MastersDelight]

This: she turned in the first draft of an assignment, and beyond the warmth-inducing content, the grammar and spelling were excellent.

My, that IS a turn on...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

My, that IS a turn on...

See? You get that. That's what I love about this site: people get that "I want to [twisted act] you're [body part]" is not arousing.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

See? You get that. That's what I love about this site: people get that "I want to [twisted act] you're [body part]" is not arousing.

*does not correct your spelling*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*does not correct your spelling*

I know it's an irresistible impulse. Thank you for not yielding.

 

[MastersDelight]

I shit you not. I was at a Ren Faire a couple weekends ago. ALL of the alcohol vendors had a "we ID everyone because we care about you're safety" sign. Every. Single. One. Finally I pointed it out to one vendor who gave me a huge heavy sigh leaned in and glanced around "Aye lass, the king'll 'ave my head if I change it." That was a turn on *giggles*.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I know it's an irresistible impulse. Thank you for not yielding.

I am trembling with the effort required.

I think someone could design a really effective Lesson around a grammar Nazi's need for all things to be spelled/punctuated/etc. correctly.



MD, how fun to have an interaction with a stranger who is both creative and playful!

 

[NoeMasks]

No had some unexpected free time.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

See? You get that. That's what I love about this site: people get that "I want to [twisted act] you're [body part]" is not arousing.

It might be if YOUR was used correctly.
See me after class.

 

[Cakecups]

It might be if YOUR was used correctly.
See me after class.

Ooooooo DGE is in troubleeeeeeeeee

 

[Farawyn]

*does not correct your spelling*

I know it's an irresistible impulse. Thank you for not yielding.

I'm weak. Those little apostrophe fuckers taunt me every time, even tongue in cheekers.

 

[Cakecups]

This: she turned in the first draft of an assignment, and beyond the warmth-inducing content, the grammar and spelling were excellent.

Microsoft word saving dyslexic littles since 1981

 

[Azuldrgon]

The promise of a special treat that never came.