What types of things have you had in your ass?

[pntyhseluvr]

I always thought guys used a comb

I prefer a brush for more than one reason

 

[liqueur]

I always thought guys used a comb

Eee-yow!

 

[Adventurouscdm]

My wife's tongue, my hot neighbor's cheating tongue and my wife's dildos / vibrators

 

[Smarthomanid2]

I always thought guys used a comb

That would not be very pleasurable

 

[Wetforest]

Dildos, dicks, markers, hooks, tongues, fingers, buttplugs, water bottle, lava lamp (off, unplugged, smaller than average), air freshener cans

 

[KindredFlame]

Dildos, dicks, markers, hooks, tongues, fingers, buttplugs, water bottle, lava lamp (off, unplugged, smaller than average), air freshener cans

I love the different shapes of household products and shampoo bottles so much variety.

 

[Burstplayer]

First non-finger was an Atari video game joystick. Not a bad make shift dildo for a teen trying to figure out anal play. Since? Tongues(a personal fav), 9" dildos, wide plugs, vibrating toys, the NJOY wand (another fav) and finally a real cock..

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

My cousin

 

[NightBirdNYC]

I love the different shapes of household products and shampoo bottles so much variety.

For me it’s cocks, toys, and a healthy assortment of fruits and veggies

https://vlix.io/video/e435c642244be3e891b8/

 

[Yorks1981]

Cock, dildo's, butt plugs, cucumber, ping pong balls, deodorant can, beer bottle - always on the lookout for different things to try

 

[bobb_sledd]

Lately it's on been my masseurs' fingers.

 

[BInowGay]

Lately it's on been my masseurs' fingers.

Have you asked him to take that a step further?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Have you asked him to take that a step further?

It's been discussed. He doesn't seem interested.

 

[BInowGay]

It's been discussed. He doesn't seem interested.

That's a shame.

 

[NydiaC]

Yesterday I was given and enema then something was pushed inside me, It was like a plug but it was quite long and uncomfortable. Then my master and I traveled to France. Where It was removed In a hotel room. I was told to shower and change my clothes. Then the plug was replaced it felt heavier when we came back and i had to clench while walking, we came back via the Euro Star Train with some shopping bags. Nothing like a bit of sight seeing. I was stopped at the customs and they went through my bags and a dog sniffed around me as they looked through my bags, all was clear so I can only assume it was not drugs.

 

[NydiaC]

In fairness he won either way

A bishop is a nice shape.

 

[SevenMuse]

A dildo on a sybian. A cucumber. Bananas are only good in your vagina.

 

[KindredFlame]

Yesterday I was given and enema then something was pushed inside me, It was like a plug but it was quite long and uncomfortable. Then my master and I traveled to France. Where It was removed In a hotel room. I was told to shower and change my clothes. Then the plug was replaced it felt heavier when we came back and i had to clench while walking, we came back via the Euro Star Train with some shopping bags. Nothing like a bit of sight seeing. I was stopped at the customs and they went through my bags and a dog sniffed around me as they looked through my bags, all was clear so I can only assume it was not drugs.

This sounds a little suspicious to me. But it’s an interesting premise for a story.

 

[ChrisDickon]

A dildo on a sybian. A cucumber. Bananas are only good in your vagina.

Why are bananas no good for your butt hole?

 

[KindredFlame]

Why are bananas no good for your butt hole?

Have you tried the double dildo. Great fun.

 

[Trimjob69]

Beer bottle (neck first)

 

[liqueur]

Why are bananas no good for your butt hole?

Too soft. You have to get them when they're really green.

 

[ChrisDickon]

Too soft. You have to get them when they're really green.

What about carrots? They are nice and hard, maybe a bit too hard. Not that I would know... well maybe I would

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

Nothing new for a bit. But love the hush.

 

[liqueur]

What about carrots? They are nice and hard, maybe a bit too hard. Not that I would know... well maybe I would

Carrots are great!

So is corn (on the cob, of course). Afterwards you can serve it up as creamed corn