What types of things have you had in your ass?

what I've had in my ass:
my fingers
ex-girfriend's fingers
a doctor's finger
butt plug
hairbrush handle
scrubbing brush handle
beer bottle neck
carrot

what I'd like still to go into my ass:
my wife's fingers
strap on dildo my wife is wearing
a real cock
 
The best was a man's cock as he buggered me. (I'm male) Only ever happened once. Before that, some of the items mentioned by others, plus a British police truncheon.
 
what I've had in my ass:
my fingers
ex-girfriend's fingers
a doctor's finger
butt plug
hairbrush handle
scrubbing brush handle
beer bottle neck
carrot

what I'd like still to go into my ass:
my wife's fingers
strap on dildo my wife is wearing
a real cock
we have the fingers and beer bottle in common
 
The strangest thing that ever went up my ass was a miniature baseball bat--a souvenir from Dodger Stadium. I went through a phase in my masturbation history when I discovered how good anal penetration while stroking felt.
 
My friends finger while I was eagerly swallowing his cum during a 69… I was hooked and wanted more, so I went back a few days later and got what I wanted :devilish: from the smile on his face, so did he.
That sounds really hot.
 
That sounds really hot.
It was and I confirmed that I loved my oral bi side and it fueled a lifetime of fantasies in my head space. Unfortunately he was an untrustworthy ass and began telling others so I freaked, denying everything. Now I just wish I could find a trustworthy friend to let me indulge and enjoy my natural oral bi urges and keep it between us.
 
It was and I confirmed that I loved my oral bi side and it fueled a lifetime of fantasies in my head space. Unfortunately he was an untrustworthy ass and began telling others so I freaked, denying everything. Now I just wish I could find a trustworthy friend to let me indulge and enjoy my natural oral bi urges and keep it between us.
Sorry he sucked, and not in the good way.
 
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