What types of things have you had in your ass?

[Turnmeup]

what I've had in my ass:
my fingers
ex-girfriend's fingers
a doctor's finger
butt plug
hairbrush handle
scrubbing brush handle
beer bottle neck
carrot

what I'd like still to go into my ass:
my wife's fingers
strap on dildo my wife is wearing
a real cock

 

[NydiaC]

My masters cock while my mistress was eating my pussy is the most recent. But an anal hook with a collar is the most used way my owners control me.

 

[kLangleybi]

The best was a man's cock as he buggered me. (I'm male) Only ever happened once. Before that, some of the items mentioned by others, plus a British police truncheon.

 

[liqueur]

plus a British police truncheon.

Ooohh! I've always wanted that. Was a policeman on the other end of it?

 

[kLangleybi]

Ooohh! I've always wanted that. Was a policeman on the other end of it?

No. Well, yes, but......

 

[Raybies93]

I personally like things in my dick more than my ass.

“shudders”

 

[Raybies93]

what I've had in my ass:
my fingers
ex-girfriend's fingers
a doctor's finger
butt plug
hairbrush handle
scrubbing brush handle
beer bottle neck
carrot

what I'd like still to go into my ass:
my wife's fingers
strap on dildo my wife is wearing
a real cock

we have the fingers and beer bottle in common

 

[liqueur]

No. Well, yes, but......

Wait, what? Are you the offending policeman?

 

[Iwillgo]

My friends finger while I was eagerly swallowing his cum during a 69… I was hooked and wanted more, so I went back a few days later and got what I wanted from the smile on his face, so did he.

 

[Raybies93]

My friends finger while I was eagerly swallowing his cum during a 69… I was hooked and wanted more, so I went back a few days later and got what I wanted from the smile on his face, so did he.

I have a friend like that.

 

[kLangleybi]

Wait, what? Are you the offending policeman?

Are you Sherlock?

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

The strangest thing that ever went up my ass was a miniature baseball bat--a souvenir from Dodger Stadium. I went through a phase in my masturbation history when I discovered how good anal penetration while stroking felt.

 

[jays78]

My friends finger while I was eagerly swallowing his cum during a 69… I was hooked and wanted more, so I went back a few days later and got what I wanted from the smile on his face, so did he.

That sounds really hot.

 

[Iwillgo]

That sounds really hot.

It was and I confirmed that I loved my oral bi side and it fueled a lifetime of fantasies in my head space. Unfortunately he was an untrustworthy ass and began telling others so I freaked, denying everything. Now I just wish I could find a trustworthy friend to let me indulge and enjoy my natural oral bi urges and keep it between us.

 

[jays78]

It was and I confirmed that I loved my oral bi side and it fueled a lifetime of fantasies in my head space. Unfortunately he was an untrustworthy ass and began telling others so I freaked, denying everything. Now I just wish I could find a trustworthy friend to let me indulge and enjoy my natural oral bi urges and keep it between us.

Sorry he sucked, and not in the good way.