What would you advise your younger self?

Don't worry about what other people, especially your mum, will think.

Don't believe what they tell you about female sexuality.

Remember you have the right to say 'No'

Remember you have the right to say 'Yes'

Go to more theme parks, dance more, and whatever anyone says about your voice, keep on singing.

oh and watching 'Arachnophobia' will not cure arachnophobia!
 
Be more responsible with your money. You will pay for it later in life (Literally)
 
Quit worrying about Ms. Perfect and enjoy getting to know some more girls. For god's sake, stop being her emotional boyfriend while others take care of her physically. Get out and have some sex. Enjoy it and see that whoever you're with enjoys it. Be safe, be humble, be fun to be with. You don't need to find your wife/soulmate/only person you're ever going to have sex with today. If a girl wants to dance, quit worrying about what your d-bag friends will say and dance with her. Quit being so guilty about hooking up with an older married woman--she made her choice (and besides her husband knows anyway and you don't see him trying to stop it). Have fun.
 
All those jackasses who tell you you're worthless and deserve the physical and mental abuse they put you through are a bunch of fucking losers, and one of them is going to wind up being a reviled, abysmal failure in pro sports.

You, on the other hand, are going to achieve! You won't reach all of your goals, or even most of them, but you're going to get the big ones. And don't worry about being shy around girls. When you're older, you are going to get over that and have a lot of fun.

It's not gonna be easy, man, but life never is. Some pretty messed up shit is waiting in the wings. But you're a tough little bastard. You're going to kick ass and take names. Just hang in there.


Needless to say, this is something I've thought about quite a bit.
 
Giving myself advice wouldn't work because plenty of people told me the same things I would say, and I ignored them exactly as I'd ignore myself. I was too arrogant and afraid at the same thing to consider those alternatives. What I needed was a living example. So...assuming this is a time travel scenario, I would stick around in the past and befriend my younger self. We'd hang out, go on adventures, see what the world is like, turn over some of the rocks that I walked past. We'd be like superheroes, except I think I'd be his sidekick, not the other way around.

And then I'd grow up to be rad and have a lot better time of my youth. But then I guess the future me would cease to exist, so I'd be sad about that, but willing to accept it. For the greater good, yeah?
 
Don't worry about what other people, especially your mum, will think.

Don't believe what they tell you about female sexuality.

Remember you have the right to say 'No'

Remember you have the right to say 'Yes'

Go to more theme parks, dance more, and whatever anyone says about your voice, keep on singing.

oh and watching 'Arachnophobia' will not cure arachnophobia!

I love this! Good advice for any women
 
I would tell myself that its going to be a long lonely life, better get used to it and prepare for it.
 
maybe i should do something with mine.

Don't you dare!

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I would learn how to dance. Guys who can dance seem to get more attention from the opposite sex. Getting drunk and acting like an idiot never worked very well.
 
Your long distance girlfriend is cheating on you. Return the favor.
 
I am sure it has been said before, but I would advise my younger self to not walk past as many options to any kind of fun as I did.
 
Don't worry what people think of you, those that like you, like you as you are.
Chill out, life is a bitch at times, worry is a waste of energy.
You wasted to long with that girl, and turn down a lot of great opportunities as a result.
Don't take your health for granted, it won't last.
Don't abuse your body so much. . See above.
The girl that is your best mate-she is the one. . . Don't marry the other as you will live a life of wonder.

I think that's about it!
 
Hook up with a guy before you get into a marriage you're not willing to risk to satisfy that curiosity.
 
Don't screw around in your own little world for too long, because the big world is going to hell in a hand basket. Do something about that while you are young.
 
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