What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[SWR101]

Want a massage?

 

[Shenanigans90]

Want a massage?

You make coffee I’ll make omelettes

 

[MindYaBitness]

You make coffee I make omelettes

Well, I supplied the first, you'd better go hit the taco truck

 

[Shenanigans90]

Well, I supplied the first, you'd better go hit the taco truck

Can I hit something else first?

 

[hopeful_wife]

Can I hit something else first?

Good thing I'm into that.

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Good thing I'm into that.

Was it all you were hoping for?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Was it all you were hoping for?

Nope, you snore and kept stealing all the blankets.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Nope, you snore and kept stealing all the blankets.

Looks like we both failed our DARE class.

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Nope, you snore and kept stealing all the blankets.

Guilty on the blankets, but I don't snore, who else was with us?

 

[Coyote100]

Guilty on the blankets, but I don't snore, who else was with us?

Excuse me, I think l made a terrible mistake here,

 

[deft]

Excuse me, I think l made a terrible mistake here,

How the heck did you know where I’m staying?

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

How the heck did you know where I’m staying?

you talk in your sleep

 

[Joxlrg]

You said you were a troublemaker and things just went from there

 

[SWR101]

So, you new in town?

 

[OnaTangent]

So, you new in town?

Nice place you got here

 

[Sappho_CGN]

O M G

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Gut morgan

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Danke gleichfalls

 

[vibes]

uh ... you always sleep naked?

 

[hopeful_wife]

This might be a little forward, but it looks like you had some fun humping that wall... Can I get its number?

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Is that what you were hoping for or how can I make you feel better?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Not That curious. Sorry!

 

[lilmissdarling]

I told you tequila was a bad idea.

 

[Eyelevel]

Who are you?

 

[RideFl71]

Umm... That's not your eye and this angle isn't level..