What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

Pulling at those restraints is just going to make your wrists and ankles sore. Now where did I put the Veet?
Can’t blame a guy for trying but usually I’d like to be on the other side of the … what … what do you mean this was my idea? Ok (gulp) let’s see where this goes.
 
Again? Who's turn is it to make breakfast?
*grumbles* It's mine... it's ALWAYS mine - but look, we have a new friend willing to cook!
You two stay here and enjoy, shall we be expecting your mister? I can cook and get coffee for all of us!
Yes, he's on his way! Can't wait for this breakfast and much needed coffee!
 
At least you got my name right this time. 🤣
I know you hear "not you" pretty often, but that doesn't mean it's your name... Just like "no, no, bad dog!" isn't what we named the puppy.

You'll have better luck some day, big guy. Now, can you slide over? I wanted to wake up with the Coyote.
 
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