What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Amanda330]

Don't you dare steal any of my Ted Lasso socks as you sneak out!

Like I would steal your stinky socks... Rude.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Like I would steal your stinky socks... Rude.

The clean ones in my drawer.... I do have 5 pairs.. you're not THAT gross, or at least I hope not.

 

[RideFl71]

Like I would steal your stinky socks... Rude.

I see you made into the clown tent... Ummm you gotta little makeup umm..

 

[SWR101]

Like I would steal your stinky socks... Rude.

Are you sure you’re in the right bed, feels like you’re too classy for this place…

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Well damn @Amanda330 you're hogging all the guys

 

[Amanda330]

Well damn @Amanda330 you're hogging all the guys

Come on in - they were just leaving.

 

[Shootfromthenib]

Come on in - they were just leaving.

I would be speechless at her stunning beauty.

 

[Taegul]

I'd show him the door and enjoy my lunch. Mmmmmm, Hot Pockets.

 

[Coyote100]

Good god, not you again.

 

[Taegul]

Good god, not you again.

At least you got my name right this time.

 

[hopeful_wife]

At least you got my name right this time.

I know you hear "not you" pretty often, but that doesn't mean it's your name... Just like "no, no, bad dog!" isn't what we named the puppy.

You'll have better luck some day, big guy. Now, can you slide over? I wanted to wake up with the Coyote.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I know you hear "not you" pretty often, but that doesn't mean it's your name... Just like "no, no, bad dog!" isn't what we named the puppy.

You'll have better luck some day, big guy. Now, can you slide over? I wanted to wake up with the Coyote.

I don’t understand what happened, but hi… would you like breakfast?

 

[Xerxes82]

I don’t understand what happened, but hi… would you like breakfast?

*Christopher Lloyd voice* Great scott!

 

[SWR101]

So, got any of that breakfast left?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, got any of that breakfast left?

Well, I guess now I know what's under that kilt

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well, I guess now I know what's under that kilt

Damnit I better not lay on or step on any Lego pieces again!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Damnit I better not lay on or step on any Lego pieces again!

Go ahead, lie to yourself and tell me the minor Lego injuries weren't worth it!!!

 

[hopeful_wife]

I wanna play with the Legos!

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I wanna play with the Legos!

Are we getting out the lincoln logs too?!?

 

[mellowyellows]

I may have shown up at the wrooooong party!

 

[hopeful_wife]

I may have shown up at the wrooooong party!

@MindYaBitness and I weren't gonna share the Legos, anyway.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@MindYaBitness and I weren't gonna share the Legos, anyway.

“I brought flowers.”

 

[SWR101]

“Come to this bed often?”

 

[MindYaBitness]

“Come to this bed often?”

Are those Legos in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Are those Legos in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes?
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