What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[paulworcsuk]

Ladies, let me sleep, you’ve worn me out!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Can I borrow $50 for an Uber?

 

[paulworcsuk]

Would you rather not just wander off?

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Yeah, it would be less awkward.

I'll see myself out.

 

[SavannaT]

Would you rather not just wander off?

Wandering off from my husband was how i ended up here

 

[paulworcsuk]

Stay a while longer, you can go home to hubby and let him clean up

 

[SavannaT]

Stay a while longer, you can go home to hubby and let him clean up

Hahaha omg thats fucked up, i love it

 

[BDA73]

Please stay.

 

[SavannaT]

Please stay.

 

[Absolute_10]

Because you liked my pickup line

Wandering off from my husband was how i ended up here

 

[SavannaT]

Because you liked my pickup line

And my husband hated it hehe

 

[Absolute_10]

And my husband hated it hehe

Introduce him and we will be buddies, Team of 3

 

[Absolute_10]

Does your telegram id works ?

 

[SavannaT]

Does your telegram id works ?

It does.. just say hi

 

[SavannaT]

Does your telegram id works ?

Its @exceptthisone

 

[Absolute_10]

Its @exceptthisone

Done

 

[jonesinforfun82]

Done

I thought you brought Savanna with you…

 

[Japansurfer]

How the hell did we end up here?

 

[Stephie02]

Wondering that myself

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Was it the fourth or the fifth shot that made me pass out?

 

[Stephie02]

Wondering that myself

Repeat

 

[Repeatoffender25]

Repeat

Do not fucking pinch me!

 

[Stephie02]

*pinches*

WAKE UP! YOU'RE DREAMING AGAIN!

*Ewe, what'd you do to the sheets?*

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Dear Santa...thank you

 

[PotNoodle79]

Huh. Unexcpected.