Corbal
Cereal Killer
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Haha! What if you've got only an anus and no uterus?![]()
We'll find something to slice and dice.
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Haha! What if you've got only an anus and no uterus?![]()
Woah! You are one extreme chick! I like!haha! So when do you get into these naughty little acts of yours?
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I experimented with a lot when I was younger. And I thought this would be unique, but it looks like I'm not alone.
I used to go jogging on a golf course at night when I was in high school. There were many nights I enjoyed masturbating on a bench under a tree. There was the thrill of it, the excitement, the feel of the cool night air on my skin, and the pleasure. I decided to kick it up one night and I used one of the rake handles from the sand trap. I finally found a position where it was inserted from behind and I could use my legs to ride it back and forth. I was completely naked except for my shoes in the night air with a rake handle sliding ins and out of me. The rubber handle and ridges for a better grip and I came while bent over like that.
Ahh, to be 18 again.
Majority of my object insertion happens at work between clients
The rest is in my spare time thats few and far between.

As a teen I used markers and hairbrush handles

Ive used a ripe mango combined with cunnilingus,to fuck her with and eat out of her. She did the same thing to me while blowing me, but I got the tastier end of that bargain. We called the game 'Mangoes of Dana' due to the exquisite taste combination. Ive also fucked an almost melted blizzard to the hilt when we were trying to encourage deepthroating, and give her a reason to gobble the whole thing.
...where to start?
perfume bottles
wine bottles
cucumbers
carrots
hairbrush handles
deodorant bottles
shampoo bottles
bananas
snooker cue
electric toothbrush
I'm sure I've forgotten a few![]()



Don't mind at all, you must have that feeling of being on the edge now?
but posting on here this morning got a me feeling a little adventurous, so when I went for a shower, I set myself a challenge. I got a small, roll-on deodorant bottle, you know, the ones that are just the right shape! I told myself that I would hold it inside my pussy until I'd finished my shower, drying my hair, putting on body lotion, etc. They're quite wide at the bottom, so it's more difficult than it soundsI managed it (about 15 mins), slid it out and decided to use a bigger bottle to 'finish off' with but my poor puss was slightly tender and just wouldn't let the bigger bottle in!
Hope you don't mind me sharing![]()
Majority of my object insertion happens at work between clients
The rest is in my spare time thats few and far between.
haha! Nice! Would love to see some pics of your adventures!![]()
but posting on here this morning got a me feeling a little adventurous, so when I went for a shower, I set myself a challenge. I got a small, roll-on deodorant bottle, you know, the ones that are just the right shape! I told myself that I would hold it inside my pussy until I'd finished my shower, drying my hair, putting on body lotion, etc. They're quite wide at the bottom, so it's more difficult than it soundsI managed it (about 15 mins), slid it out and decided to use a bigger bottle to 'finish off' with but my poor puss was slightly tender and just wouldn't let the bigger bottle in!
Hope you don't mind me sharing![]()
and don't mind at all! Glad the thread inspired it! Anything dick shaped, rings, toys, chocolate, hair brush, shampoo bottle, shower nozzle, numerous men and women, a thin vase, lip stick, deodorant, most of the utensils in my kitchen, beads, top of a lava lamp...... ermmm, i know theres more but minds a blank![]()
Cucumber, deodorant bottle, wine bottle ....
and you may have inspired citcatlass to be naughty! 