What's been in you?

batman and Barbie are 2 that are often in my pussy

Haha! That's one lucky barbie and batman! Makes me jealous! ;)


Wine bottles,
Cans,
Veg,
Hairbrush,
Perfume bottles,
Fist,
Rolling pin,
Oh the list could go on....
My One was a great lover of using household items for uses they were not intended.

Did the cans get crushed by any chance? :O


Pretty sure this is mostly women posting here but I thought I'd throw my two cents in anyhow. I'm very bisexual and have been practicing anal play for a long time. Over the years I've used hairbrush handles, toothbrushes, bingo markers, beer and wine bottles, plunger and broom handles and on one occasion, the shifter in a Toyota Celica (it was a dare). Might be leaving something out, but I'm pretty sure that about covers it.

I must say, being a guy I too have tried this. But only with old toothbrush handles. It was slightly painful but very kinky! :) how do you do it with wine bottles though?
 
Haha! That's one lucky barbie and batman! Makes me jealous! ;)




Did the cans get crushed by any chance? :O




I must say, being a guy I too have tried this. But only with old toothbrush handles. It was slightly painful but very kinky! :) how do you do it with wine bottles though?

Myself, I like to use astro-glide and a pre lubed condom. Those are two things I usually have around the house. I slip the condom over the small end, put a little lube in and around my asshole, and take as much as I can. When I'm stretched as far as I'm willing to go, its fun time:D
 
Myself, I like to use astro-glide and a pre lubed condom. Those are two things I usually have around the house. I slip the condom over the small end, put a little lube in and around my asshole, and take as much as I can. When I'm stretched as far as I'm willing to go, its fun time:D

Oh cool! Thanks for the insight!
 
Over the years I have had a couple women that thought my ass should be as available as theirs while we were playing, but I didn't always have the right toys around.

One time on the boat this resulted in the use of a fishing rod butt with a condom on it...

Another time at home with a different woman a wiffle ball bat was used. That is definitely the biggest thing I have taken in my ass. She totally got off on it :devil:
 
Over the years I have had a couple women that thought my ass should be as available as theirs while we were playing, but I didn't always have the right toys around.

One time on the boat this resulted in the use of a fishing rod butt with a condom on it...

Another time at home with a different woman a wiffle ball bat was used. That is definitely the biggest thing I have taken in my ass. She totally got off on it :devil:

Wow...that must've been at least a little painful. Did you get off as well...with wiffle bat I mean. I think the biggest thing I've taken is an entire Budweiser bottle....after I had been good and stretched with a friend's cock.
 
I would, but I might be masturbating so vigorously that: he camera would definitely not be steady enough for a good shot. :)

Well that would make two of us then. We could give each other a hand...or a mouth...or an ass ;)
 
Wow...that must've been at least a little painful. Did you get off as well...with wiffle bat I mean.

She took her time and used lots of lube, but it still hurt a bit getting by the tight spot. After that it felt great, especially since she started sucking my cock once she started fucking me with it. I blew huge but who's to say whether it was the BJ or the ass reaming :D
 
A guy named Allen. It's a long story, but he turned out to be a couple cans short of a six pack.

awesome post. I am sure some people would say I was the craziest.But I am equally sure they would have meant it in the best possible way.
 
A horseradish root (in a condom, of course). It was the most phallic vegetable I've ever seen.
 
pictures would confirm some of these outrageous allegations. :devil:

I have demonstrated my wide variety of household toys on Skype, watched by a fellow Litster who was performing his own show just for me. I remember bottles, a cucumber, a banana, and my fingers.

However, he was very special, so don't ask :)
 
I have demonstrated my wide variety of household toys on Skype, watched by a fellow Litster who was performing his own show just for me. I remember bottles, a cucumber, a banana, and my fingers.

However, he was very special, so don't ask :)

I want to see that
 
I have demonstrated my wide variety of household toys on Skype, watched by a fellow Litster who was performing his own show just for me. I remember bottles, a cucumber, a banana, and my fingers.

However, he was very special, so don't ask :)

I won't ask but rather demand.....
 
I have demonstrated my wide variety of household toys on Skype, watched by a fellow Litster who was performing his own show just for me. I remember bottles, a cucumber, a banana, and my fingers.

However, he was very special, so don't ask :)

Citcat-you dirty girl.:D
 
I have demonstrated my wide variety of household toys on Skype, watched by a fellow Litster who was performing his own show just for me. I remember bottles, a cucumber, a banana, and my fingers.

However, he was very special, so don't ask :)

What was he putting in his ass?
 
I had one of those play plastic bowling pins inside me. Just the top but it was thick enough so that it took a while to get in. Then, once in, it didn't want to come out lol I did it on a dare.
 
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