Where do you masturbate other than bedroom?

NaughtyLil1 said:
The shower is one of my favorite places. There's just something about the hot water cascading over me.

Likewise, but I'm usually shaving my cock & balls too.

There's something about lathering up shaving cream on my naughty bits that just gets me rigid as can be and before long I just end up stroking myself into oblivion. Before long I'm gasping, breathing harder, ass clenching and I'm spraying my hot jism into the steamy air of the tub.

It's pretty knee buckling but a helluva way to start the day.
 
Lust Engine said:
Likewise, but I'm usually shaving my cock & balls too.

There's something about lathering up shaving cream on my naughty bits that just gets me rigid as can be and before long I just end up stroking myself into oblivion. Before long I'm gasping, breathing harder, ass clenching and I'm spraying my hot jism into the steamy air of the tub.

It's pretty knee buckling but a helluva way to start the day.


Damn LE!


good to see you visiting the HT forum.
 
I've been known to make private use of my office - but only at times when my neighbors aren't in. The walls are relatively thin and I can often hear their conversations.
 
wicked woman said:
Damn LE!


good to see you visiting the HT forum.


So does this meet with your approval? Or do we need more of my lurid stories and escapades?
 
Lust Engine said:
Likewise, but I'm usually shaving my cock & balls too.

There's something about lathering up shaving cream on my naughty bits that just gets me rigid as can be and before long I just end up stroking myself into oblivion. Before long I'm gasping, breathing harder, ass clenching and I'm spraying my hot jism into the steamy air of the tub.

It's pretty knee buckling but a helluva way to start the day.

Lust engine:

Agree ;) , great way to start, or end or add life to the day :nana:


~C~. :cathappy:
 
DimplesCharlie said:
Lust engine:

Agree ;) , great way to start, or end or add life to the day :nana:


~C~. :cathappy:

'Tis true.

Personally I like starting off my day that way and I'd prefer to come home and share a little more of my personal juices with a select female friend. But if hectic schedules don't allow for such things, I'm not beyond reading a good hot story, looking at some interesting porn (online or in mags) and still give my throbbing cock a good work out.

I'd like to think that my GF wouldn't feel obliged to wait for me as well. Besides I like a woman that's confident enough to take care of her own needs as well.

And not to mention the small fortune I've dropped on obtaining her some exotic toys to keep her occupied while I'm of town probably doesn't hurt either.
 
The shower...on the couch...the bathtub...once in the car...once in a bathroom stall at work.
 
Scarlett1979 said:
The shower...on the couch...the bathtub...once in the car...once in a bathroom stall at work.

Mmmm...variety IS the spice of life.

One of these days I will have to recall some of my more intersting places and list them here.
 
Lust Engine said:
Mmmm...variety IS the spice of life.

One of these days I will have to recall some of my more intersting places and list them here.

Yes, please...I need ideas to steal so I can spice it up a bit. ;)
 
Lust Engine said:
So does this meet with your approval? Or do we need more of my lurid stories and escapades?


Damn followed by a name is always a good thing with me.

Need more? You see my name...do you really need to ask? ;)
 
Everyone has such creative places...
I usually just masturbate in the shower, although i have done it in the car while my husband was driving,it drives him nuts! ;)
 
ladyguinivere said:
Everyone has such creative places...
I usually just masturbate in the shower, although i have done it in the car while my husband was driving,it drives him nuts! ;)


Lady :rose:

that would drive me nuts too. Have you ever been watched by a truck driver or some one in an SUV whne you've done it in the car?? Now that would really drive me up a wall. :nana:

~C~ :cathappy:
 
KokopelliRises said:
For some odd reason I cannot do it in a shower itself. I do not like having water falling on my face (yes, I know it's weird) and it always does in the shower. Usually I just sit in the bathtub with a couple inches of water in the bottom to keep me warm.

I posted something to that effect in the "Slightly strange turnons thread," that sex in the shower is my slightly strange turnoff, and for the same reason you state you don't jill off in the shower, e.g. water in the face. Same goes for masturbating in the shower ... it's just no fun to getting off if while standing up.

I'm trying to the think of the other places I've *ever* gotten off besides my bed (whether home or guest). A few times at my desk while reading Lit stories or maybe on the living room couch ... but I'm really hard-pressed to think of where else.
 
eudaemonia said:
I posted something to that effect in the "Slightly strange turnons thread," that sex in the shower is my slightly strange turnoff, and for the same reason you state you don't jill off in the shower, e.g. water in the face. Same goes for masturbating in the shower ... it's just no fun to getting off if while standing up.

I'm trying to the think of the other places I've *ever* gotten off besides my bed (whether home or guest). A few times at my desk while reading Lit stories or maybe on the living room couch ... but I'm really hard-pressed to think of where else.

What, no random self-pleasuring while sipping beer and eating oyster after fresh oyster in a darkened tavern dining room? ;)
 
midwestyankee said:
What, no random self-pleasuring while sipping beer and eating oyster after fresh oyster in a darkened tavern dining room? ;)

Working on a new Lit story, then? Given that, I suppose my answer would be, "yes." ;)
 
eudaemonia said:
Working on a new Lit story, then? Given that, I suppose my answer would be, "yes." ;)
I knew the oysters would do it. From my experience, only the first dozen really work, though. :devil:
 
Well here is my list

Outside:
On the deck during the day and at night
On the shoreline of Lake Michigan
In my truck while driving and also parked

Inside:
Inside of 2 different retail stores while they were open
Shower
Kitchen counter
living room


Holden
 
I've masturbated in an easy chair while having phone sex, on the couch, in the computer chair while on web cam with a friend.. when I was a teen I orgasmed in class just by moving my hips a bit so my clit would rub against my jeans.. but I never actually touched my self.
 
DimplesCharlie said:
I read the thread, "Why do you masturbate" and wonder where other than the sanctity of the bedroom have men and women masturbated. I know of a woman who masterbated at her desk at work.... and of course the bathroom. Any other interesting places?

The boat
 
We masturbate anywhere we can. I masturbated for hubby whilst I was sitting on the kitchen table watching him cook a roast dinner. Hubby and I have done it on a hotel balcony and on a beach. I even did it on a crowded dance floor one, because a few guys dared me to. A couple years ago we joined a club of people called 'wankers' - I think that's an auusie term - and used to go to different houses, watch porno and masturbate with everyone watching everyone else. That's kinky but nice.
 
elusive_buttrfly said:
I've masturbated in an easy chair while having phone sex, on the couch, in the computer chair while on web cam with a friend.. when I was a teen I orgasmed in class just by moving my hips a bit so my clit would rub against my jeans.. but I never actually touched my self.

:rose: elusive_buttrfly :rose:

I can relate to your orgasm without touching... see my post #6. .. in class. added as sense of adventure. The more i think of the situation the more i think the teacher knew exactly what had happened and why...... unfortunately never happened again. Have you tried cumming without touching since the teenage years??

~C~ :cathappy:
 
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