Where is the most unsual place

One time I was on a balcony the was about ten feet above a lawn where a bright, summer party was being held. I could easily converse with people and maybe even reach out and touch them if they stretched their arms. At some point I realized that people couldn't see below my shoulders unless they were in a tree and that I could get away with masturbating if I so chose. So I did.
 
Very nice image. Probably not that unusual but I jacked at a reststop one time.
 
I'm guessing splooge is definitely not the worst thing they've ever had to clean up. *shudders*
Let me tell you about the assholes I have to clean up after. LET. ME. TELL. YOU. Used to it doesn't mean we like it. Dried bodily fluids are definitely on my list of things I hate cleaning up.

I hold that everyone should have to work as a cleaner before they're allowed to get a cushy office job.

OH YEAH RIGHT, the question. Um. In the shower in church, I guess, or maybe outside on a tree. (shrug) Not too inventive here.
 
Haha, nah, definitely don't need people around to masturbate, but it helps! ;3
 
Public toilets. I was left frisky in a nightclub, but I couldn't even have oral sex. Left early, bur felt too horny and finished myself off in some toilets in McDonalds. Bad days really :(
 
One I masturbated in my car at the lake (it was Fall). I was really turned on and had to cum, so I pulled over to this road side park and fingered myself until I came really hard. Then I continued on my way!
 
In the water at a crowded beach on July 4, my ex-wife sitting on my dick just underwater, no one knew what we were doing, it was totally hot!!
 
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