Who sleeps in the wet patch

My God, do none of you use towels underneath BEFORE to prevent such things? I put down a towel before I masturbate even in case of any drips. I do not want a messy or wet anything. Yuck.
I like putting a towel down when we know she's going to gush, then I sleep with it on my pillow for the night...rolling over at 3:00am and smelling her and smiling, then drifting back to sleep
 
I lay down a towel afterwards if there is one. I'm kind of messy (she tells me it's because I have an absurdly high sperm count, like walk through a crowd and get hit with five paternity suits nine months later high - I think she's full of shit, but whatever.) Furthermore, if she doesn't get off, I clean her up, lay down a towel, and use a vibrator on her. No point in either of us having to sleep in a wet spot.
 
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