Wildest object you had masturbated with??

Gotta be a watermelon... I had a girl want to watch me "fuck something" so we chose a watermelon... bore out the hole, ran warm water in it to warm it up and then off to work I went! Surprisingly good, squishy and warm... definitely worked!
 
A wire wisk? Now that could be fun.

I'm always open (literally lol) to trying new things to masturbate with. Have to have a change from the vibe sometimes to keep it interesting!
Love the full feeling of the wisk inside me while my vibrator's on my clit!
 
Love reading all the different things tried. Can i ask a question... Why? What is it that gets you to try different things? Does the shape look fun and interesting? Are you just looking for something? Did you read about it/see pics on the net and decide to give it a whirl? Just curious is all. Thanks for posting and sharing your stories ladies.
 
Love reading all the different things tried. Can i ask a question... Why? What is it that gets you to try different things? Does the shape look fun and interesting? Are you just looking for something? Did you read about it/see pics on the net and decide to give it a whirl? Just curious is all. Thanks for posting and sharing your stories ladies.


I know for me it's sometimes that it's just 'something'. You know when I'm really wanting something to do the job and don't have my vibe about so I may look for something that will suffice. Other times it's about just having something different for a change
 
I know for me it's sometimes that it's just 'something'. You know when I'm really wanting something to do the job and don't have my vibe about so I may look for something that will suffice. Other times it's about just having something different for a change

Thanks for the info, Legs. So you need the feeling of being filled to cum then and get bored of your vibe, that makes sense. Is it about girth, are you trying to get larger and larger items, or just comfortably filled? Are the object you insert your idea, or does someone else tell you what to do? If so, is it the idea that you're doing what you're told part of the thrill? I can see how erotic it would be to chat with someone and be told exactly what you should be putting in when, so it feels like you're less alone and have new surprises.
 
This is wild!

Sue Johanson's version of the flesh light (which I've never tried).
 
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Love reading all the different things tried. Can i ask a question... Why? What is it that gets you to try different things? Does the shape look fun and interesting? Are you just looking for something? Did you read about it/see pics on the net and decide to give it a whirl? Just curious is all. Thanks for posting and sharing your stories ladies.
Sometimes, when I'm really horny, I just need to fill my pussy. I start looking around the house for something new & interesting. The kitchen's a good place to start. So many choices!
 
Sometimes, when I'm really horny, I just need to fill my pussy. I start looking around the house for something new & interesting. The kitchen's a good place to start. So many choices!

Man, is this why I've been told I should spend more time in the kitchen.....
 
Sometimes, when I'm really horny, I just need to fill my pussy. I start looking around the house for something new & interesting. The kitchen's a good place to start. So many choices!

Thanks for the answer. Yeah, there are so many fun things in the kitchen aren't there? Wooden spoons, Spatulas, Turkey Baster, lots of things with handles of interesting shapes. You can easily cook up something fun there.
 
While living in the dorms in college, the room above Mine would play music at incredibly high levels and way too late on occasion. One evening it got to the point shit was shaking in My room. I go upstair to tear whoever was there a new asshole.

Getting up there and banging on the door introduced Me to karl. Turns out he was a music production major and he had just gotten a subwoofer that was the size of a small footstool (A 2' cube) and it had been firing into My room. After he appeased Me with a drink and a puff I had taken a seat on the sub and then he turned it back on.

The shell was made out of hard plastic but all the edges and corners were rounded. And it kicked so hard it nearly danced on the floor. Not being shy I worked that edge and then the corner until it was hitting just the right spot.

For the rest of the year I would help critique his production work by riding that amp and enjoying a glass of wine.
 
While living in the dorms in college, the room above Mine would play music at incredibly high levels and way too late on occasion. One evening it got to the point shit was shaking in My room. I go upstair to tear whoever was there a new asshole.

Getting up there and banging on the door introduced Me to karl. Turns out he was a music production major and he had just gotten a subwoofer that was the size of a small footstool (A 2' cube) and it had been firing into My room. After he appeased Me with a drink and a puff I had taken a seat on the sub and then he turned it back on.

The shell was made out of hard plastic but all the edges and corners were rounded. And it kicked so hard it nearly danced on the floor. Not being shy I worked that edge and then the corner until it was hitting just the right spot.

For the rest of the year I would help critique his production work by riding that amp and enjoying a glass of wine.


'At a girl! That's the way to turn a negative into a positive! :)
 
As a horny teenager living at home, I discovered that if I took the razor off my mother's electric shaver, underneath was a little vibrating tab that really tickled. :D
 
Another girls mouth while talking to my gf on the phone. I told her after and she's came over and over to the thought of it.
 
Thanks for the info, Legs. So you need the feeling of being filled to cum then and get bored of your vibe, that makes sense. Is it about girth, are you trying to get larger and larger items, or just comfortably filled? Are the object you insert your idea, or does someone else tell you what to do? If so, is it the idea that you're doing what you're told part of the thrill? I can see how erotic it would be to chat with someone and be told exactly what you should be putting in when, so it feels like you're less alone and have new surprises.


The more girth the happier I am! I want to feel full so it's just beyond comfortable. If it's too comfy I may forget it's there! There's something about walking around having something in me that no one knows about too.
 
The more girth the happier I am! I want to feel full so it's just beyond comfortable. If it's too comfy I may forget it's there! There's something about walking around having something in me that no one knows about too.

So it's about the fullness, the stretching, not the thrill of doing something with an odd object for you. It could be a large plug and that would give you the same thrill? Or is it that it's something different that makes you desire it so?
 
It's all of those things for me. The thrill of something different, and for sure the stretching and fullness. And tightness. If a plug just happened to hit the right spot ;)
 
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ever had your male partner use a penis pump to maximize his length and girth ?
 
It's all of those things for me. The thrill of something different, and for sure the stretching and fullness. And tightness. If a plug just happened to hit the right spot ;)

Sounds like fun. Do you ever surprise your partner with something unexpected? Or is for your own personal play?
 
mmmm

it is, I've done it many times, maxed the tube in length and girth and stuffed the wife full. oh what a feeling
 
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