Wit & Nipples 🍒

:p...BEAN WOULD LIKE TO KNOW....
There are NO wrong answers, this is just a super silly, fun and easy list of questions that anyone lurking, stalking, or actively participating can take part in. I have done similar games/quizzes here before but this one is SUPER light hearted and perfect for a Sunday evening! Some questions are stupid, some are a little more introspective and some are more exciting, as always, answer 1, answer all! I know we can all be a little nosey at times and THIS will be the perfect way for us to get to know one and other a tiny bit better... Who's in? (At least one or two of you, I hope....) ;)
I'll go first...duh. <3
  1. What does an average weekday morning look like for you? WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP *cough cough*
    Alarm goes off, hit snooze twice, brush teeth, take shower, get dressed, eat breakfast, go to work, all the while complaining in my head about how I want to go back to bed
  2. What is your default "I cannot be asked to cook" meal? Oatmeal or fried eggs and toast. Sometimes just not eating unless I'm starving
  3. What’s a small habit you don’t think about, but would notice if it was gone? Listening to music in the car
  4. Is there a food you don't eat/never order, no matter how popular it is? Clam chowder. Any cream-based soup, really. I live in New England and this is sacrilege.
  5. Do you prefer a quiet night in? Or an evening out? A quiet night in all the way. My cats and bourbon are here. The drinks are a lot cheaper here and it's a lot less noisy. I'm old, man.
  6. Cats or dogs? (answer this one...very carefully ;) ) I like dogs but if you don't train them properly they're assholes. Cats are adorable little fuzzymuffins and I will not be convinced otherwise.
  7. What’s the last thing you cooked or made that you were super proud of? (Bonus points if you share pics) My wife usually does the cooking because I leave for work at 7:15am and generally get home at 8pm (yaaaaaaaaay american healthcare). Often I'll cook on weekends and it makes me happy when I make something that my family enjoys. The last one was a brisket I made in my smoker.
  8. What’s one thing people often get wrong about you at first? That I am an actual responsible adult instead of somehow both a cranky old man and also a goofball 5 year old
  9. What’s a very small thing that can ruin your mood disproportionately? (The sillier the answer the better.) People walking or driving slowly in front of me. MOVE, slowpokes, I got shit to do!
    Health insurance companies. Fucking health insurance companies. Greedy fucking evil leeches.
  10. What’s something you refuse to buy the cheap version of? Cereal and Miralax
  11. What’s a sound you either love or absolutely hate? I love my kid's laugh. I very much dislike the sound of the paging app we use when on call for work--it sounds like an old school pager.
  12. What’s a small thing that instantly improves your mood? CAT
  13. Favourite current tv show/book/movie I wish I had time to watch TV or movies that aren't kids' shows...
    Honestly Bluey is actually a good show. The Octonauts are pretty solid as well.
  14. What is a compliment you love receiving?None, it's awkward
  15. What are you most proud of currently? As broken and fucked up as the system in which I work is I am damn good at what I do. The relationships I have with my patients and my staff are what keep me from getting burnt out and either quitting medicine entirely or offing myself.
NO pressure to answer them all...But I do hope you have fun with at least a few of them! Looking forward to seeing your responses!
 
SUPER random thought whilst I peruse lit for a min or two...

For the guys...

How do vibrators/toys affect how you experience foreplay with a partner? For example if a woman struggles to orgasm with a vibe? Do you ever feel emasculated? or do you see them as a tool that enhances both of your pleasure?

I ask this because over on another thread when asked:

In general, with or without a partner, are you somewhere on the scale of...

a) More likely to actually need to use a vibrator to orgasm

OR

b) Less likely to don't need to use a vibrator to orgasm

I answered: A (and it got me to thinking how men view it!)

I think I stand with the majority of women when I say vibrators have only ever heightened orgasms both at home and with partners. For example, I struggle achieving orgasm with someone using their fingers/tongue (with edging it is different if my sexual partner knows what I like and is at least a little skilled) but once I introduced a toy it took away that mental pressure of "omg I can't relax enough to cum." or "He's slowing down to much or going to fast at the wrong times" and now we can both enjoy each others pleasure at peace! I know some men (that I have met) claim that it somewhat emasculates them when they learn that the woman they are sleeping with finds it easier/more intense to cum with a toy...but I say strip down that ego and GO JOIN HER 💩So a) for definite as an aid to a beautifully, mutually beneficial "end" in the bedroom, and also alone :)
My exe wouldn't buy or use a vibrator, but she did let me play with her with an electric toothbrush. But she would never use it alone. So I find them a tool
 
SUPER random thought whilst I peruse lit for a min or two...

For the guys...

How do vibrators/toys affect how you experience foreplay with a partner? For example if a woman struggles to orgasm with a vibe? Do you ever feel emasculated? or do you see them as a tool that enhances both of your pleasure?

I ask this because over on another thread when asked:

In general, with or without a partner, are you somewhere on the scale of...

a) More likely to actually need to use a vibrator to orgasm

OR

b) Less likely to don't need to use a vibrator to orgasm

I answered: A (and it got me to thinking how men view it!)

I think I stand with the majority of women when I say vibrators have only ever heightened orgasms both at home and with partners. For example, I struggle achieving orgasm with someone using their fingers/tongue (with edging it is different if my sexual partner knows what I like and is at least a little skilled) but once I introduced a toy it took away that mental pressure of "omg I can't relax enough to cum." or "He's slowing down to much or going to fast at the wrong times" and now we can both enjoy each others pleasure at peace! I know some men (that I have met) claim that it somewhat emasculates them when they learn that the woman they are sleeping with finds it easier/more intense to cum with a toy...but I say strip down that ego and GO JOIN HER 💩So a) for definite as an aid to a beautifully, mutually beneficial "end" in the bedroom, and also alone :)
I've enjoyed it any way. Watching or using it on her to heighten the experience for both of us.
 
SUPER random thought whilst I peruse lit for a min or two...

For the guys...

How do vibrators/toys affect how you experience foreplay with a partner? For example if a woman struggles to orgasm with a vibe? Do you ever feel emasculated? or do you see them as a tool that enhances both of your pleasure?

I ask this because over on another thread when asked:

In general, with or without a partner, are you somewhere on the scale of...

a) More likely to actually need to use a vibrator to orgasm

OR

b) Less likely to don't need to use a vibrator to orgasm

I answered: A (and it got me to thinking how men view it!)

I think I stand with the majority of women when I say vibrators have only ever heightened orgasms both at home and with partners. For example, I struggle achieving orgasm with someone using their fingers/tongue (with edging it is different if my sexual partner knows what I like and is at least a little skilled) but once I introduced a toy it took away that mental pressure of "omg I can't relax enough to cum." or "He's slowing down to much or going to fast at the wrong times" and now we can both enjoy each others pleasure at peace! I know some men (that I have met) claim that it somewhat emasculates them when they learn that the woman they are sleeping with finds it easier/more intense to cum with a toy...but I say strip down that ego and GO JOIN HER 💩So a) for definite as an aid to a beautifully, mutually beneficial "end" in the bedroom, and also alone :)
Of course vibrators and other sex toys are an enhancement to intimate play... it's all about pleasure, not ego, surely?

Also, there are occasions when there's no time to get the toys out... when the need overwhelms practicality and you just fuck...

But there's no way a long, extended session can't be enhanced with the judicious application (or removal 😈) of certain vibrations to both (or all) partners.
 
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Wouldn't it be inconvenient to use the restroom? Like, you gotta strip all the way down and drop your whole outfit around your ankles just to pee
This has actually reminded me I have a video of me in a toilet readjusting the outfit because it’s just such a frustrating outfit that without a mirror it’s near on impossible to get the girls (.)(.) to sit where they need and the straps to be the right way and yes peeing
 peeing is freezing and very naked 😅
 
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