Wit & Nipples 🍒

Hello Lit!

Life has been pretty damn amazing recently and I’ve not found the time to pop in here… a lot of working on myself (dieting, exercising, writing, studying)….

There’s always a tinyyy little itch that just can’t be scratched when I’m not here 😏

So…

An updated lil pic for you here (ps I’ve been on a weight-loss journey to get super fit and sexy for the summer….)

Maybe more to cum later 😈

https://postimg.cc/CdrCWdj2
Oh hey sexy lady!

Sound like that guys sucks but glad you found alternative :)
As for sexy suggestions... dm inbound 😉

Wow oh wow, you're looking stunning!!
 
I keep doing that thing where I disappear aren’t
I.

🙃

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I can only apologise and instead maybe you can all refer to me as the local ghost…the aloof, although studious ghost with the curvy breasts?

The last few months have been a blur, is what I would say if I liked that phrase… but I feel it’s just a bit of a cop out really… for those that can’t be bothered to explain the details of the “blur.” But recently I’ve been that kind of “busy” that I can hardly remember half the busy things I’ve been up too which have made me busy. (Try and use busy that many times in a few sentences and make it sound that coherent, I dare you.)

Uni has eaten a ridiculous amount of my brain and time. Though I guess it’s actually feeding my brain more than eating it because I certainly have bucketloads more information than I did back in September… and my grades have reflected that!

(Gold star and a spank, a loving, hard one, and a praise kink inspired forehead kiss will do.)

In saying that though, I have written so many essays that I feel like my personality is formatted in Arial, text size 12, in text references included, with a long reference list at the end. 🙃 i hardly know what to talk about these days unless it’s about fucking studying…. Yawn, I know.

However! The good news is that I am over halfway through my course for the year, and after this current exam which I am working on now there are only two more left.. for this year. So it’s freaking DISAPEARED!! I AM though, waiting for the result from the previous one, so if you want to silently wish me luck while reading this, I will take it. 😋

Now for the bit you probably care more about. 🤫

On Valentine’s Day, I decided I was absolutely NOT going to sit around waiting for anyone else to make me feel wanted, so I bought myself a new toy. YESSS a new toy… it’s only a vibrator…. But she’s pink and strong and OH so good at bringing out the most sensual orgasms…. Anyway… I decided to invite an old fling around that evening…. I took him to town, I let him buy a three course meal… which I cooked for him…and EVEN had the toy waiting patiently in its box and SINCE it had been buy one get second half price… I’d bought a cock ring.

Duh?

because I am a generous soul and I actually like sex to be fun for both people. But….

Unfortunately, the universe has a sense of humour.

He turned out to be spectacularly average in bed. Not exactly what I’d remembered and I was sorely disappointed. I would say, (and I’m generous like I said) there was MINIMAL skill and absolutely ZERO curiosity involved… and I was left feeling malnourished (that was only until he went out clubbing that evening… which usually I would have kicked up a fuss about but he was welcome to leave the moment he’d… cum… quite honestly.)

I have not been writing anything fun for months, (I know, no smut)… which feels sad… because for me writing has always been where the best fun lies, an outlet for pent up emotion and where I lay my horny thoughts to rest. 🪦

Lately, though, every time I open a blank page my mind thinks it’s about to study and I can’t seem to get anything down or out.

This is where you saucy, debaucherius lot come in…..🫶🏽

If you have made it this far, consider this your invitation. My creative juices need a push (or a taste). I want a reason to open a new word document that is not titled with a module code and essay title. Give me prompts. Scenarios. Steamy situations that I can get stuck into and write for you…. I mean something that is no longer than maybe 500 words but you know…. I want to excite you all again and in doing so, excite myself!!

anyway! that is enough about my neglected (although not anymore) vibrator and very overworked brain, how have you all been holding up while I have been doing my best impression of a disappearing act (sexy aloof ghost 👻 ) in here? I know a few of you mentioned being ill or run down the last time I surfaced, and I am SO sorry to hear that and I really do hope you are over the worst of it now, or at least on the right side of recovery with decent snacks and plenty of good movies or books or games to play! I hope your sports teams have been scoring and winning for once, that you have had reasons to shout at the screen in celebration and not just in despair, (lol) and that work has been treating you well enough that you are not fantasising about faking your own death every Monday morning. I am also hoping that some good opportunities have been knocking for you, whether that is money, sex, holidays, new friends , or all of the above!

Above all. You know I miss you all.

I hope we can maybe have some fun today? Catch up? Do some talking? Find out what’s been going on?

Oh and…

Here is my new toy…https://postimg.cc/xknGQ6ms
Love those nails....when women have those nails and wrap their hand around my cock it drives me wild for some reason
 
I keep doing that thing where I disappear aren’t
I.

🙃

View attachment 2597201

I can only apologise and instead maybe you can all refer to me as the local ghost…the aloof, although studious ghost with the curvy breasts?

The last few months have been a blur, is what I would say if I liked that phrase… but I feel it’s just a bit of a cop out really… for those that can’t be bothered to explain the details of the “blur.” But recently I’ve been that kind of “busy” that I can hardly remember half the busy things I’ve been up too which have made me busy. (Try and use busy that many times in a few sentences and make it sound that coherent, I dare you.)

Uni has eaten a ridiculous amount of my brain and time. Though I guess it’s actually feeding my brain more than eating it because I certainly have bucketloads more information than I did back in September… and my grades have reflected that!

(Gold star and a spank, a loving, hard one, and a praise kink inspired forehead kiss will do.)

In saying that though, I have written so many essays that I feel like my personality is formatted in Arial, text size 12, in text references included, with a long reference list at the end. 🙃 i hardly know what to talk about these days unless it’s about fucking studying…. Yawn, I know.

However! The good news is that I am over halfway through my course for the year, and after this current exam which I am working on now there are only two more left.. for this year. So it’s freaking DISAPEARED!! I AM though, waiting for the result from the previous one, so if you want to silently wish me luck while reading this, I will take it. 😋

Now for the bit you probably care more about. 🤫

On Valentine’s Day, I decided I was absolutely NOT going to sit around waiting for anyone else to make me feel wanted, so I bought myself a new toy. YESSS a new toy… it’s only a vibrator…. But she’s pink and strong and OH so good at bringing out the most sensual orgasms…. Anyway… I decided to invite an old fling around that evening…. I took him to town, I let him buy a three course meal… which I cooked for him…and EVEN had the toy waiting patiently in its box and SINCE it had been buy one get second half price… I’d bought a cock ring.

Duh?

because I am a generous soul and I actually like sex to be fun for both people. But….

Unfortunately, the universe has a sense of humour.

He turned out to be spectacularly average in bed. Not exactly what I’d remembered and I was sorely disappointed. I would say, (and I’m generous like I said) there was MINIMAL skill and absolutely ZERO curiosity involved… and I was left feeling malnourished (that was only until he went out clubbing that evening… which usually I would have kicked up a fuss about but he was welcome to leave the moment he’d… cum… quite honestly.)

I have not been writing anything fun for months, (I know, no smut)… which feels sad… because for me writing has always been where the best fun lies, an outlet for pent up emotion and where I lay my horny thoughts to rest. 🪦

Lately, though, every time I open a blank page my mind thinks it’s about to study and I can’t seem to get anything down or out.

This is where you saucy, debaucherius lot come in…..🫶🏽

If you have made it this far, consider this your invitation. My creative juices need a push (or a taste). I want a reason to open a new word document that is not titled with a module code and essay title. Give me prompts. Scenarios. Steamy situations that I can get stuck into and write for you…. I mean something that is no longer than maybe 500 words but you know…. I want to excite you all again and in doing so, excite myself!!

anyway! that is enough about my neglected (although not anymore) vibrator and very overworked brain, how have you all been holding up while I have been doing my best impression of a disappearing act (sexy aloof ghost 👻 ) in here? I know a few of you mentioned being ill or run down the last time I surfaced, and I am SO sorry to hear that and I really do hope you are over the worst of it now, or at least on the right side of recovery with decent snacks and plenty of good movies or books or games to play! I hope your sports teams have been scoring and winning for once, that you have had reasons to shout at the screen in celebration and not just in despair, (lol) and that work has been treating you well enough that you are not fantasising about faking your own death every Monday morning. I am also hoping that some good opportunities have been knocking for you, whether that is money, sex, holidays, new friends , or all of the above!

Above all. You know I miss you all.

I hope we can maybe have some fun today? Catch up? Do some talking? Find out what’s been going on?

Oh and…

Here is my new toy…https://postimg.cc/xknGQ6ms
Good job with school Bean, you will get lots of rewards for those A's at the end of the term.😉

Oh yea I remember writing all those papers for class to, luckily you are almost through and will have a break! I just had 10 week classes though so though intense at least I had a quick countdown till the end.
 
Oh god I am so sorry.

I remember good, creative, passionate, long nights full of good sex. I remember what that was like.

At least if you have a collection of toys you can have some fun, though I'd imagine they would be more fun if held by a skilled partner. Someone who likes to use those toys in tandem with his mouth or fingers to bring you the right amount of excitement.

I find the sex is a lot better when the guy is more focused on his partner's pleasure than his own. Then you can at least have some fun before he gets off.

And with the right partner it doesn't have to stop there either.
I’m sure you can still have and relive those creative passionate and long nights of good sex?

I truly believe the “sex” hay days can live on into the future should you not be sick or… otherwise unable to partake.

I don’t think toys are more or less fun with or without a partner…. Maybe it’s just been so long for me since I had a good experience in the bedroom (apart from a lovely lady at the end of last year) but toys for me are enhancers in the bedroom, but alone they are my everything. I can’t explain it, although the same toys are being used when I’m alone those orgasms are always SO much more personal and intense than they are if a partner was using them on me?

I find the sex is a lot better when the guy is more focused on his partner's pleasure than his own. Then you can at least have some fun before he gets off.

The latter, however, is correct. Sex should be all about a partner putting the others pleasure before their own. That way you have two people engaging in MUTUALLY benefiting sex. I’m a giver though so any time I’m in the bedroom, even with a partner who has my pleasure at the forefront…. Isn’t able to give me 100%…. I need my fun too.
 
Are you all being shy?

Or has it really been that long since I was here that you’ve all disappeared else where? 😉

You guys need me to warm you up a little?

Run my hands down your chest and insert my nails jussst under that waistband of yours whilst I kiss up your neck and whisper in your ear how much I need and miss your praise? 😏

Touch starved🤫
Good morning, Bean. 😘😘😘
🫂🫂🫂🫂
I literally just woke up. You know how time zones go.
I'm glad you're learning. I miss your chit chat.
Inspo huh? How bout an easy one?
Think about a Lit reunion in your honor and what you'd do if maybe a few of your friends here came to your neck of the woods to visit.
What would you wear? Or not wear? 😈😈
Where would you like to be painted?
What food would you introduce us to, considering some of us would be Yanks?
How's that for a start?
 
Are you all being shy?

Or has it really been that long since I was here that you’ve all disappeared else where? 😉

You guys need me to warm you up a little?

Run my hands down your chest and insert my nails jussst under that waistband of yours whilst I kiss up your neck and whisper in your ear how much I need and miss your praise? 😏

Touch starved🤫
Please do.
 
I keep doing that thing where I disappear aren’t
I.

🙃

View attachment 2597201

I can only apologise and instead maybe you can all refer to me as the local ghost…the aloof, although studious ghost with the curvy breasts?

The last few months have been a blur, is what I would say if I liked that phrase… but I feel it’s just a bit of a cop out really… for those that can’t be bothered to explain the details of the “blur.” But recently I’ve been that kind of “busy” that I can hardly remember half the busy things I’ve been up too which have made me busy. (Try and use busy that many times in a few sentences and make it sound that coherent, I dare you.)

Uni has eaten a ridiculous amount of my brain and time. Though I guess it’s actually feeding my brain more than eating it because I certainly have bucketloads more information than I did back in September… and my grades have reflected that!

(Gold star and a spank, a loving, hard one, and a praise kink inspired forehead kiss will do.)

In saying that though, I have written so many essays that I feel like my personality is formatted in Arial, text size 12, in text references included, with a long reference list at the end. 🙃 i hardly know what to talk about these days unless it’s about fucking studying…. Yawn, I know.

However! The good news is that I am over halfway through my course for the year, and after this current exam which I am working on now there are only two more left.. for this year. So it’s freaking DISAPEARED!! I AM though, waiting for the result from the previous one, so if you want to silently wish me luck while reading this, I will take it. 😋

Now for the bit you probably care more about. 🤫

On Valentine’s Day, I decided I was absolutely NOT going to sit around waiting for anyone else to make me feel wanted, so I bought myself a new toy. YESSS a new toy… it’s only a vibrator…. But she’s pink and strong and OH so good at bringing out the most sensual orgasms…. Anyway… I decided to invite an old fling around that evening…. I took him to town, I let him buy a three course meal… which I cooked for him…and EVEN had the toy waiting patiently in its box and SINCE it had been buy one get second half price… I’d bought a cock ring.

Duh?

because I am a generous soul and I actually like sex to be fun for both people. But….

Unfortunately, the universe has a sense of humour.

He turned out to be spectacularly average in bed. Not exactly what I’d remembered and I was sorely disappointed. I would say, (and I’m generous like I said) there was MINIMAL skill and absolutely ZERO curiosity involved… and I was left feeling malnourished (that was only until he went out clubbing that evening… which usually I would have kicked up a fuss about but he was welcome to leave the moment he’d… cum… quite honestly.)

I have not been writing anything fun for months, (I know, no smut)… which feels sad… because for me writing has always been where the best fun lies, an outlet for pent up emotion and where I lay my horny thoughts to rest. 🪦

Lately, though, every time I open a blank page my mind thinks it’s about to study and I can’t seem to get anything down or out.

This is where you saucy, debaucherius lot come in…..🫶🏽

If you have made it this far, consider this your invitation. My creative juices need a push (or a taste). I want a reason to open a new word document that is not titled with a module code and essay title. Give me prompts. Scenarios. Steamy situations that I can get stuck into and write for you…. I mean something that is no longer than maybe 500 words but you know…. I want to excite you all again and in doing so, excite myself!!

anyway! that is enough about my neglected (although not anymore) vibrator and very overworked brain, how have you all been holding up while I have been doing my best impression of a disappearing act (sexy aloof ghost 👻 ) in here? I know a few of you mentioned being ill or run down the last time I surfaced, and I am SO sorry to hear that and I really do hope you are over the worst of it now, or at least on the right side of recovery with decent snacks and plenty of good movies or books or games to play! I hope your sports teams have been scoring and winning for once, that you have had reasons to shout at the screen in celebration and not just in despair, (lol) and that work has been treating you well enough that you are not fantasising about faking your own death every Monday morning. I am also hoping that some good opportunities have been knocking for you, whether that is money, sex, holidays, new friends , or all of the above!

Above all. You know I miss you all.

I hope we can maybe have some fun today? Catch up? Do some talking? Find out what’s been going on?

Oh and…

Here is my new toy…https://postimg.cc/xknGQ6ms
So glad you popped in and are doing so well, Bean! You always brighten our days when you are around!
 
I keep doing that thing where I disappear aren’t
I.

🙃

View attachment 2597201

I can only apologise and instead maybe you can all refer to me as the local ghost…the aloof, although studious ghost with the curvy breasts?

The last few months have been a blur, is what I would say if I liked that phrase… but I feel it’s just a bit of a cop out really… for those that can’t be bothered to explain the details of the “blur.” But recently I’ve been that kind of “busy” that I can hardly remember half the busy things I’ve been up too which have made me busy. (Try and use busy that many times in a few sentences and make it sound that coherent, I dare you.)

Uni has eaten a ridiculous amount of my brain and time. Though I guess it’s actually feeding my brain more than eating it because I certainly have bucketloads more information than I did back in September… and my grades have reflected that!

(Gold star and a spank, a loving, hard one, and a praise kink inspired forehead kiss will do.)

In saying that though, I have written so many essays that I feel like my personality is formatted in Arial, text size 12, in text references included, with a long reference list at the end. 🙃 i hardly know what to talk about these days unless it’s about fucking studying…. Yawn, I know.

However! The good news is that I am over halfway through my course for the year, and after this current exam which I am working on now there are only two more left.. for this year. So it’s freaking DISAPEARED!! I AM though, waiting for the result from the previous one, so if you want to silently wish me luck while reading this, I will take it. 😋

Now for the bit you probably care more about. 🤫

On Valentine’s Day, I decided I was absolutely NOT going to sit around waiting for anyone else to make me feel wanted, so I bought myself a new toy. YESSS a new toy… it’s only a vibrator…. But she’s pink and strong and OH so good at bringing out the most sensual orgasms…. Anyway… I decided to invite an old fling around that evening…. I took him to town, I let him buy a three course meal… which I cooked for him…and EVEN had the toy waiting patiently in its box and SINCE it had been buy one get second half price… I’d bought a cock ring.

Duh?

because I am a generous soul and I actually like sex to be fun for both people. But….

Unfortunately, the universe has a sense of humour.

He turned out to be spectacularly average in bed. Not exactly what I’d remembered and I was sorely disappointed. I would say, (and I’m generous like I said) there was MINIMAL skill and absolutely ZERO curiosity involved… and I was left feeling malnourished (that was only until he went out clubbing that evening… which usually I would have kicked up a fuss about but he was welcome to leave the moment he’d… cum… quite honestly.)

I have not been writing anything fun for months, (I know, no smut)… which feels sad… because for me writing has always been where the best fun lies, an outlet for pent up emotion and where I lay my horny thoughts to rest. 🪦

Lately, though, every time I open a blank page my mind thinks it’s about to study and I can’t seem to get anything down or out.

This is where you saucy, debaucherius lot come in…..🫶🏽

If you have made it this far, consider this your invitation. My creative juices need a push (or a taste). I want a reason to open a new word document that is not titled with a module code and essay title. Give me prompts. Scenarios. Steamy situations that I can get stuck into and write for you…. I mean something that is no longer than maybe 500 words but you know…. I want to excite you all again and in doing so, excite myself!!

anyway! that is enough about my neglected (although not anymore) vibrator and very overworked brain, how have you all been holding up while I have been doing my best impression of a disappearing act (sexy aloof ghost 👻 ) in here? I know a few of you mentioned being ill or run down the last time I surfaced, and I am SO sorry to hear that and I really do hope you are over the worst of it now, or at least on the right side of recovery with decent snacks and plenty of good movies or books or games to play! I hope your sports teams have been scoring and winning for once, that you have had reasons to shout at the screen in celebration and not just in despair, (lol) and that work has been treating you well enough that you are not fantasising about faking your own death every Monday morning. I am also hoping that some good opportunities have been knocking for you, whether that is money, sex, holidays, new friends , or all of the above!

Above all. You know I miss you all.

I hope we can maybe have some fun today? Catch up? Do some talking? Find out what’s been going on?

Oh and…

Here is my new toy…https://postimg.cc/xknGQ6
Hello detective Bean. Glad you are dropping in and enjoy the toy!
”She” definitely is a gorgeous piece of jewelry 🥹🥰🙎‍♀️🙋‍♀️😺😻🍑💕
Happy to have You back and feeling and sounding like the happy camper girl we love again . Always wishing You the best and a life of smiles and wonderful moans ! 🙎‍♀️💕💋
 
Are you all being shy?

Or has it really been that long since I was here that you’ve all disappeared else where? 😉

You guys need me to warm you up a little?

Run my hands down your chest and insert my nails jussst under that waistband of yours whilst I kiss up your neck and whisper in your ear how much I need and miss your praise? 😏

Touch starved🤫
You definitely warmed me up enough. I think I'm reaching the boiling point.
 
Are you all being shy?

Or has it really been that long since I was here that you’ve all disappeared else where? 😉

You guys need me to warm you up a little?

Run my hands down your chest and insert my nails jussst under that waistband of yours whilst I kiss up your neck and whisper in your ear how much I need and miss your praise? 😏

Touch starved🤫
 

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