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SpicyBean99 said:
I keep doing that thing where I disappear aren’t
I.

🙃

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I can only apologise and instead maybe you can all refer to me as the local ghost…the aloof, although studious ghost with the curvy breasts?

The last few months have been a blur, is what I would say if I liked that phrase… but I feel it’s just a bit of a cop out really… for those that can’t be bothered to explain the details of the “blur.” But recently I’ve been that kind of “busy” that I can hardly remember half the busy things I’ve been up too which have made me busy. (Try and use busy that many times in a few sentences and make it sound that coherent, I dare you.)

Uni has eaten a ridiculous amount of my brain and time. Though I guess it’s actually feeding my brain more than eating it because I certainly have bucketloads more information than I did back in September… and my grades have reflected that!

(Gold star and a spank, a loving, hard one, and a praise kink inspired forehead kiss will do.)

In saying that though, I have written so many essays that I feel like my personality is formatted in Arial, text size 12, in text references included, with a long reference list at the end. 🙃 i hardly know what to talk about these days unless it’s about fucking studying…. Yawn, I know.

However! The good news is that I am over halfway through my course for the year, and after this current exam which I am working on now there are only two more left.. for this year. So it’s freaking DISAPEARED!! I AM though, waiting for the result from the previous one, so if you want to silently wish me luck while reading this, I will take it. 😋

Now for the bit you probably care more about. 🤫

On Valentine’s Day, I decided I was absolutely NOT going to sit around waiting for anyone else to make me feel wanted, so I bought myself a new toy. YESSS a new toy… it’s only a vibrator…. But she’s pink and strong and OH so good at bringing out the most sensual orgasms…. Anyway… I decided to invite an old fling around that evening…. I took him to town, I let him buy a three course meal… which I cooked for him…and EVEN had the toy waiting patiently in its box and SINCE it had been buy one get second half price… I’d bought a cock ring.

Duh?

because I am a generous soul and I actually like sex to be fun for both people. But….

Unfortunately, the universe has a sense of humour.

He turned out to be spectacularly average in bed. Not exactly what I’d remembered and I was sorely disappointed. I would say, (and I’m generous like I said) there was MINIMAL skill and absolutely ZERO curiosity involved… and I was left feeling malnourished (that was only until he went out clubbing that evening… which usually I would have kicked up a fuss about but he was welcome to leave the moment he’d… cum… quite honestly.)

I have not been writing anything fun for months, (I know, no smut)… which feels sad… because for me writing has always been where the best fun lies, an outlet for pent up emotion and where I lay my horny thoughts to rest. 🪦

Lately, though, every time I open a blank page my mind thinks it’s about to study and I can’t seem to get anything down or out.

This is where you saucy, debaucherius lot come in…..🫶🏽

If you have made it this far, consider this your invitation. My creative juices need a push (or a taste). I want a reason to open a new word document that is not titled with a module code and essay title. Give me prompts. Scenarios. Steamy situations that I can get stuck into and write for you…. I mean something that is no longer than maybe 500 words but you know…. I want to excite you all again and in doing so, excite myself!!

anyway! that is enough about my neglected (although not anymore) vibrator and very overworked brain, how have you all been holding up while I have been doing my best impression of a disappearing act (sexy aloof ghost 👻 ) in here? I know a few of you mentioned being ill or run down the last time I surfaced, and I am SO sorry to hear that and I really do hope you are over the worst of it now, or at least on the right side of recovery with decent snacks and plenty of good movies or books or games to play! I hope your sports teams have been scoring and winning for once, that you have had reasons to shout at the screen in celebration and not just in despair, (lol) and that work has been treating you well enough that you are not fantasising about faking your own death every Monday morning. I am also hoping that some good opportunities have been knocking for you, whether that is money, sex, holidays, new friends , or all of the above!

Above all. You know I miss you all.

I hope we can maybe have some fun today? Catch up? Do some talking? Find out what’s been going on?

Oh and…

Here is my new toy…https://postimg.cc/xknGQ6ms
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Missing you more than ever. Good to see you are around and that you had an amazing orgasm on Valentine's day.

I will definitely think of some prompts for you, I'm sure I can think of some scenarios.

Thinking about you always, Squirtle. ❤️
 
Cybmorg said:
Holy fuck Bean! How am I meant to concentrate at work knowing that’s happening halfway across the country?

Good god, I’ve missed that notification “Spicybean has posted”
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You’re not meant to concentrate, give me all your attention please…

Is what I would say if I didn’t want to be a tease.

Let me know when you’ve finished work and I may show you what’s waiting after you’ve done what needs doing. You can spend the meantime thinking about it… 🤫😋

(I’ve missed posting but shhh don’t tell anyone…😂)
 
Apollo96 said:
Oh hey sexy lady!

Sound like that guys sucks but glad you found alternative :)
As for sexy suggestions... dm inbound 😉

Wow oh wow, you're looking stunning!!
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Still awaiting that Dm, mr Apollo!

And yeah screw that guy. 🥰 (Miss Pink is a MUCH better option 😏💦💦)

And thank you KINDLY!

🫂🥰
 
I’ll be back on later! I have things that need attending to/doing. Including some heavy lifting of furniture so I’ll need someone available to do me a massage later? Maybe even run me a bubble bath and a glass of wine? Strawberries dipped in chocolate??

A girl can dream.

Don’t have too much fun without meee!!! 🥰😍
 
SpicyBean99 said:
I’ll be back on later! I have things that need attending to/doing. Including some heavy lifting of furniture so I’ll need someone available to do me a message later? Maybe even run me a bubble bath and a glass of wine? Strawberries dipped in chocolate??

A girl can dream.

Don’t have too much fun without meee!!! 🥰😍
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If I could do all those things I most certainly would. ❤️ Missing you already
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Ooooh and I updated my bio… I think it’s more “me” than it was before… let me know what you think 🫶🏽✨
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That's so you. I really love that you shine truly through that. Amazing as always darling. But yes it is definitely more you, and also just as vivacious and lovely.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
I’ll be back on later! I have things that need attending to/doing. Including some heavy lifting of furniture so I’ll need someone available to do me a massage later? Maybe even run me a bubble bath and a glass of wine? Strawberries dipped in chocolate??

A girl can dream.

Don’t have too much fun without meee!!! 🥰😍
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You're the reason we have any fun in here ♥️
 
Hello again, back after a little break. What did I miss?

Considering actually doing something about my broken avatar pic. Suggestions for a new picture?
 
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