Magic Merlin
Literotica Guru
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- Apr 21, 2000
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For the Guys:
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.........
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
<Head slap>
Uh oh, the GF says (demanding) I have to add this one for the women
the REAL STORY OF CREATION
.....And God Created Woman. And She Was Good. She had two arms, two legs and three breasts. And God asked Woman what she would like to have changed about herself. And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand, and asked God what should be done with the useless BOOB......
And God Created Man....
[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 05-10-2000).]
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.........
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
<Head slap>
Uh oh, the GF says (demanding) I have to add this one for the women
the REAL STORY OF CREATION
.....And God Created Woman. And She Was Good. She had two arms, two legs and three breasts. And God asked Woman what she would like to have changed about herself. And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand, and asked God what should be done with the useless BOOB......
And God Created Man....
[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 05-10-2000).]