Women!! You have to love em!!!

For the Guys:

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.........
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Uh oh, the GF says (demanding) I have to add this one for the women
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the REAL STORY OF CREATION

.....And God Created Woman. And She Was Good. She had two arms, two legs and three breasts. And God asked Woman what she would like to have changed about herself. And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.

And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand, and asked God what should be done with the useless BOOB......

And God Created Man....
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[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 05-10-2000).]
 
LMAO...careful merlin...you might get spanked for that one. I received that true story about the useless boob in a junk e-mail!
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I never have to ask for directions. Wanna know why? Cause I have an ass load of maps and atlas's in my car!LOL I'm serious!
 
Well I did have to get together with a few other people on this one and the general consensus was that an assload is larger than a shitload. However, this was a bunch of males so the female perspective could yield differing results!
 
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