Emmeline
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roustaboutonerous
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itsy (bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini . . .)Outfit
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RiyadhKshatriya
From Riyadh we sailed on a dhow.Riyadh
As the dhow neared the inviting beach, we could hear the howling of creatures in the dark, dank jungle crowding the coast.From Riyadh we sailed on a dhow.
We came ashore hungry and Ingested a scrumptious meal.As the dhow neared the inviting beach, we could hear the howling of creatures in the dark, dank jungle crowding the coast.
That night, Candy wore her new silk teddy to bed.We came ashore hungry and Ingested a scrumptious meal.
But then, everyone unfortunately developed a severe case of dysentery. (Sorry, I think it was the scrumptious meal and not Candy who looked fabulous in her admittedly-not-jungle-appropriate lingerie)That night, Candy wore her new silk teddy to bed.
Back on the dhow, the captain recommended a dose of two rye and gingers to settle everyone's stomachs.But then, everyone unfortunately developed a severe case of dysentery. (Sorry, I think it was the scrumptious meal and not Candy who looked fabulous in her admittedly-not-jungle-appropriate lingerie)
After everyone got a good might's sleep, they set out in the morning to find the local yeshiva.Back on the dhow, the captain recommended a dose of two rye and gingers to settle everyone's stomachs.
(Gee, Emm, nothing like a case of dysentery to spoil the erotic mood we were developing! )
But some members of the party vacillated, concerned that there wouldn't be an open bar at the school.After everyone got a good might's sleep, they set out in the morning to find the local yeshiva.
Luckily for us, the tedium ended as we found an open bar and imbibed.But some members of the party vacillated, concerned that there wouldn't be an open bar at the school.
And the evening took a turn for the more interesting as we discovered the private booths, each with an 'umbrella' on the table.Luckily for us, the tedium ended as we found an open bar and imbibed.
And much to our surprise, there were llamas outside.And the evening took a turn for the more interesting as we discovered the private booths, each with an 'umbrella' on the table.
We sought assurances that they were domesticated as we were sure we were still somewhere in the Mid-East, and not in the Andes.And much to our surprise, there were llamas outside.
Those llamas’ ancestral homes were indeed in the Andes.We sought assurances that they were domesticated as we were sure we were still somewhere in the Mid-East, and not in the Andes.
But here in the bar's private booths, there was much to sing tra-la-la aboutThose llamas’ ancestral homes were indeed in the Andes.
And we sang ‘La Bamba’ in revelry.But here in the bar's private booths, there was much to sing tra-la-la about