Words that you always misspell.

[Zootonius]

Where to begin. I have a weird habit of transposing consonants. So was becomes saw. Although my favorite is mistyping smile, as in, "He looked at the slime on her face."

 

[MediocreAuthor]

organism, I always have to check I added the ni

I believe it's spelled "orgasm" -- as an erotica author, you need to get that one straight.

 

[Euphony]

you need to get straight.

I'm "fluid" on the spelling spectrum.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Rhythm, and to the point it took me three tries to type it just now. I have never been able to get it right first time out and its been 14 years of writing, its like a mental glitch.

Oh my gosh! Rhythm!

Incidentally, that's a great word to stump people in Hangman... IF you can remember how to spell it!

 

[BBlaketbv]

Stuff like 'consciousness' or 'embarrassment'.
'Rhythm', absolutely!

Besides that I mostly used English-English instead of American English. (I am from the Netherlands, English is my second language)
'Defence' is spelled like that becomes it comes from the word 'fence'.
Realise vs realize.
Such Americanisms just feel wrong to me

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Where to begin. I have a weird habit of transposing consonants. So was becomes saw. Although my favorite is mistyping smile, as in, "He looked at the slime on her face."

It starts with a smile on her face, and ends with his slime on her face

 

[lovecraft68]

I often mistype coke/cock....which has led to some interesting things that I caught while editing

Doing a line of cock(in a non gang bang story) popping open a cock(ummm erotic horror?) chugging a cock, stroking his coke...
there's a cock in the fridge if you want it(back to EH or some BDSM femdom game) She's a hell of a coke sucker...

 

[Zootonius]

"I have to steal myself for the cold."

 

[Smuttyandfun]

They're, there and their, as well as your and you're. When I'm tired, I just type whatever sounds right, then I gasp when I see it later.

 

[madelinemasoch]

Bureaucracy, and guarantee.

 

[ElectricBlue]

And - though I do this more at work when using a proper keyboard: clinet when I meant client

"clinet" should be a word, although I'm not sure of its meaning.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

"clinet" should be a word, although I'm not sure of its meaning.

Maybe a very small clarinet?

 

[EmilyMiller]

"clinet" should be a word, although I'm not sure of its meaning.

It’s the commercial arm of SkyNet .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Convenience hate that word. None of my characters shall ever set foot in a Convenience store. It will be a 7-11 or WaWa or something.

Another Jersey girl?

I know WaWa has moved out of state.

Em

 

[ElectricBlue]

organism, I always have to check I added the ni

In Geography one day, talking about the Great Barrier Reef, the teacher asks, "What's coral made of?"

Charley puts up his hand. "Lime secreting orgasms, Sir."

The teacher desperately tries not to laugh, the girls look sheepishly at each other, and the boys want to go swimming.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Another Jersey girl?

I know WaWa has moved out of state.

Em

Florida, Wawa is everywhere down here now.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

I always forget if it's hardon, hard-on or hard on. Though, I don't use it too often, you'd think I'd have it memorized by now, considering the type of stuff I write.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

In Geography one day, talking about the Great Barrier Reef, the teacher asks, "What's coral made of?"

Charley puts up his hand. "Lime secreting orgasms, Sir."

The teacher desperately tries not to laugh, the girls look sheepishly at each other, and the boys want to go swimming.

Had a history professor who claimed a student turned in an exam stating:
The Archduck Franz Ferdinand was assignated by a Serbian Pheasant.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Florida, Wawa is everywhere down here now.

You know. Lit is so educational. I’m from NE PA (aka Sheetzville), though I now live in Jersey. I always thought WaWa was an NJ thing. But I just Googled and they are from Philly. Who knew?

Em

 

[33RPMVinylPants]

License

or is it Lisence?

Liscense?

Liscence?

 

[33RPMVinylPants]

Where to begin. I have a weird habit of transposing consonants. So was becomes saw. Although my favorite is mistyping smile, as in, "He looked at the slime on her face."

Is that a misspelling, or are you writing under the bukkake tag?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

You know. Lit is so educational. I’m from NE PA (aka Sheetzville), though I now live in Jersey. I always thought WaWa was an NJ thing. But I just Googled and they are from Philly. Who knew?

Em

Just in the last few years they have opened a ton of stores in my part of Florida.
I just knew they were from somewhere up north.

 

[Zootonius]

One of my others is shudder vs shutter. Shuttering in ecstasy evokes an odd image.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I've been known to missspell missspell now and again. Misspell I mean.

 

[Omenainen]

Areola. I want to write it beginning ae, and after that my input helper thingy has no idea what word I’m trying to use. It doesn’t help that if I try to use Google translate to help me, it translates the word from my language into “nipple yard.”