Worried about my ass

[silverwhisper]

ROFL!

you know, i love this place...

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

bi: ah, OK: so you're actually responsible for all threads involving feet, yeti or otherwise? :>

ed

Ummm, okay, lets go with yes.

No one gets to ride my ass but me and my wife.

You ride your own ass?

 

[TBKahuna123]

You ride your own ass?

Sure, why not? I mean I've got one, it's always following me around anyway, so why not get a little enjoyment out of it now and then, right? I mean, there's more than one way to ride an ass, afterall.

 

[bisexplicit]

Sure, why not? I mean I've got one, it's always following me around anyway, so why not get a little enjoyment out of it now and then, right? I mean, there's more than one way to ride an ass, afterall.

I think this thread is just too dirty for me.

 

[silverwhisper]

too dirty?

[cabbage-smacks bi]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

too dirty?

[cabbage-smacks bi]



ed

That reminds me that I have shredded cabbage in the fridge that I should use soon. Thanks.

 

[silverwhisper]

[baleen whale-smacks bi]

you're welcome!

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

well, you can help me dig out bi from under this baleen whale, if you like... :>

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

a whale that uses baleen to filter krill from seawater. see also: wikipedia. :>

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

You mentioned it was cold yesterday too. I checked the weather map in the paper last night and the cold areas were wisconsin, the dakotas, montana and the western mountains. so, whereabouts are you?

It was also ridiculously cold in Chicago yesterday, as in snow flurries throughout the day and into the night. Ovenight low was 17 (that's Fahrenheit, for all you international thermometer watchers). In other words, it was and is cold enough to freeze your ass off.

 

[Quoll]

Quoll... do you ever hesitate before hurting someone's feelings like that?

I'm sorry, but sometimes I've just gotta call them like I see 'em.

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

The map I looked at had you folks on near the edge of the cold, of course the US was scaled down to a 2" x 3" map, so I guess there's some flexibility there. Snow, I'm not ready for snow yet. Please keep it there for a few weeks or send it north.

No can do, as west to east is the natural direction of travel for all manner of flakes.

 

[Cathleen]

Around here it's been warm enough to wiggle an ass.

 

[midwestyankee]

Around here it's been warm enough to wiggle an ass.

But even with my new glasses I couldn't see that far.

 

[midwestyankee]

Now since this is the How To Board, after all, and one ought not to make a career out of threadjacking (though I'm soon to lose my amateur status in that regard), I have a question to pose.


I'm worried about my ass. Does anyone know any exercises a man can do to cure a droopy ass? My cheeks sag and I'm wondering if there is something from Mark Eden or Suzanne Somers that might help me return to form before I become completely unattractive to wimmen.

 

[Cathleen]

But even with my new glasses I couldn't see that far.

Hell even I can't see it - and it isn't small! I suppose I could maybe get bi-foc... errr, progressive eye glasses. (Even eye glasses have gone PC.)

 

[midwestyankee]

Hell even I can't see it - and it isn't small! I suppose I could maybe get bi-foc... errr, progressive eye glasses. (Even eye glasses have gone PC.)

It's not PC at all, Cathleen. It's strictly a marketing decision so that people won't think that double-vision lenses are only for bisexuals.

 

[Cathleen]

Now since this is the How To Board, after all, and one ought not to make a career out of threadjacking (though I'm soon to lose my amateur status in that regard), I have a question to pose.


I'm worried about my ass. Does anyone know any exercises a man can do to cure a droopy ass? My cheeks sag and I'm wondering if there is something from Mark Eden or Suzanne Somers that might help me return to form before I become completely unattractive to wimmen.

I have to log off --- for the sake of all that is good in the world.

Damn Yank!

 

[Cathleen]

It's not PC at all, Cathleen. It's strictly a marketing decision so that people won't think that double-vision lenses are only for bisexuals.

Gee, I was thinking with bi-focals I could get twice the eye candy.

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. The thing I hate about my progressives is I have to turn my head when to look to the side. So when I'm at some function for one of my kids, sitting in the stands or bleachers, and there's a woman sitting next to me, and I want to look to the side, I have to turn my whole head, and she probably thinks I'm trying to lookk down her blouse (I just might be, but that's another thread)


Regarding the ass drooping (I'm assuming it was a real question) I've been rollerblading 4 to 5 times a week since early summer and it's done wonders for my ass. I'm not suggesting you have to do that, but I suppose something in the stairmaster mode or cross country skiing type machine thing might work. Either that, or lay off the donuts.

I do stairmaster or rowing machine nearly every day and haven't eaten a doughnut in almost three years. I think I'm doomed to have a droopy ass.