Worst Pick Up Lines

[hurtme]

hmm, now just point me to the company that makes that shirt...

 

[AttentionWhore]

The worst pickup line I've ever heard (not directed AT me, thank God) was from a teenage boy to a girl.

"Damn Bitch, you look Phat"

I just want to know, did that line ever work?

And, I want that T-shirt too.

 

[sweet T]

Something about.. his tongue being the 8th wonder of the world...LOLOLOLOL

 

[A Desert Rose]

Something about.. his tongue being the 8th wonder of the world...LOLOLOLOL

Hey... where did you get that Merry Christmas thingy? Can that be put on my hotmail letters that I send out?

 

[lark sparrow]

When we were younger and dumber a girlfriend and I indulged this guy, told him he we were together, etc... he said his tongue was getting hard just thinking about it. It was pretty lame.

I have a set of wedding rings from an ex girlfriend that I still wear... when a guy is interested I flash the rings and say I am married. It is much better than telling the truth and watching his eyes glaze over as he imagines himself in the middle.

 

[lark sparrow]

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