would you have sex in a church?

Outside a church in a car but I am Catholic and I couldn't do it inside a church... no way...nor would I do it in a grave yard....
 
I don't think so.
I'm just glad to not get struck by lightning when I actually have to go to church, like if someone got married or died. I wouldn't want to chance things by fornicating.
 
I've done it in a church parking lot at night. Didn't actually realize it until afterwards. We were so worked up we simply pulled into the first secluded spot we saw! But inside a church? I don't think I could.
 
I've done it in a church parking lot at night. Didn't actually realize it until afterwards. We were so worked up we simply pulled into the first secluded spot we saw! But inside a church? I don't think I could.

reminds me of Sixteen Candles:

"We're in the parking lot of my church"

"You go to church?"
 
Actually made out with/felt up a girl in my sunday school class at church when I was younger. Since I've grown into a strong atheist, I don't think it would bother me.
 
i have done it in church yard, but not in a church. Never thought about it perhaps I should put that on my TO DO List but since I am not a church person it will take some time for that to work it's way to the top.
 
love the question

:devil:
hi i grew up forced to go to mass everyday... most the time all i could focus on was screwing my fellow (female) church mates..

maybe in the confessionals? that would be hot
 
Bless me father for I have sinned...

Every once in a while ,on a Sunday before mass, I fuck or give a BJ. Then I can go to confession and ask for forgiveness . I feel so enriched when I then receive holy communion from the the priest I just fucked in the confessional. He thinks it is so evil what I do---he has even stated that it cannot happen again. Let see I think he has sid it cannot happen again about 20 times. I told him just say "NO"--funny he has a problem remembering that word and keeps saying "Yes...YEs... YES...oh sweet Jesus YESSSSS."

I think it time to go to mass tomorrow
 
I think about sex

every single time I'm forced to sit through church. Like every other Sunday.
 
every single time I'm forced to sit through church. Like every other Sunday.

Wow, I should go to church, I would love to sit next to you and think about sex with you. And maybe do more than that.
 
HELL NO! churchs scare us.

Besides, there is plenty nasty things already going in there. Just ask the alter boys.
 
Church

I was in a room once at church where two people were having sex. I think I was like 17 and had my wisdom teeth cut out and was feeling terrible. I was asleep in our ministers office (we were having a youth lockin) and woke up to noises. Two of my friends (male and female about 17 and 15) were in a sleeping bag clearly having sex. At least it sure sounded that way.

I'd say it was hot if I wasn't strung out on codeine and sick as a dog.
 
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