would you have sex in a church?

I tried to when I was a teenager

as boring as he still is guess what it didn't happen. LOL
 
Since I'm the one who brought it up, I'll explain not why, but how it started.

When I was <age too young to be mentioned> I was forced to go to some wacky Lutheran church with my friend-at-the-time and her parents after I had spent the night at her house. Front and center, I guess what you might call a pulpit, was this platform with a huge lush red chair. Being ever so bored, my mind began to wander. "What would it be like to have sex in that chair?" Being much more innocent than I am now, I immediately felt guilty and ashamed. That of course lead me to not being able to stop thinking about it. "With all these people watching?" Probably for the next 25-30 minutes (that seemed like hours) I pictured myself in that chair, nude, getting fucked in all kinds of positions by a man that I had a ginormous crush on at the time. "Maybe even with the priest guy, or whatever he is."

Four or five years later, my mother and I end up moving ridiculously close to that particular church. Probably less than a quarter mile away. We still live there.

Being a virgin, I haven't done anything, in a church or anywhere. One day I was fantasizing about it like CrAzY and I had to know if I was the only one, hence this thread.

Being as Jewish as can be without actually being Jewish, I would NEVER do ANYTHING sexual in a synagogue. I'd never do anything in a mosque either because I don't know anything about them & I think that I would be murdered for it.
 
Since I'm the one who brought it up, I'll explain not why, but how it started.

When I was <age too young to be mentioned> I was forced to go to some wacky Lutheran church with my friend-at-the-time and her parents after I had spent the night at her house. Front and center, I guess what you might call a pulpit, was this platform with a huge lush red chair. Being ever so bored, my mind began to wander. "What would it be like to have sex in that chair?" Being much more innocent than I am now, I immediately felt guilty and ashamed. That of course lead me to not being able to stop thinking about it. "With all these people watching?" Probably for the next 25-30 minutes (that seemed like hours) I pictured myself in that chair, nude, getting fucked in all kinds of positions by a man that I had a ginormous crush on at the time. "Maybe even with the priest guy, or whatever he is."

Four or five years later, my mother and I end up moving ridiculously close to that particular church. Probably less than a quarter mile away. We still live there.

Being a virgin, I haven't done anything, in a church or anywhere. One day I was fantasizing about it like CrAzY and I had to know if I was the only one, hence this thread.

Being as Jewish as can be without actually being Jewish, I would NEVER do ANYTHING sexual in a synagogue. I'd never do anything in a mosque either because I don't know anything about them & I think that I would be murdered for it.

Thanks, Loralie...That's interesting as well as hot. Maybe because the setting is so formal, the sense of restraint and ritual so prevalent, and because people have time to let their minds wander, it generates fantasies. For me it does.

I'm curious: have you had this fantasy recur? And under what circumstances would you actually do it?
 
As a renegade teenager I convinced a bunch of other teens to play strip poker in the attic of our church. No sex - but lots of nakedness.
 
I had sex in what was once a Catholic Church. It was bought and turned into a dance club..."The Church" lol

Hot guy hits on me, I'm game and we go back to a booth and have some fun.
 
i once dated a girl who worked at a place called thanksgiving square in downtown dallas, they had what she said was the worlds largest suspend stained glass portrait, it was in a round room that rose about i dunno, 20 feet or more, we fucked right in the center of the room under the stained glass, it was wild. dark too, security cameras and what not lol

"The Glory Window, which forms the 60-foot-high ceiling of the Chapel of Thanksgiving, is one of the largest horizontally mounted stained-glass pieces in the world. Designed by French artist Gabriel Loire, the window symbolizes the blessing of the Divine descending to earth as well as the ascent of human praise and gratitude to God."


this is it
http://www.thanksgiving.org/window.html


how awesome a name is that, seriously!!
 
I just dont think I could fuck in a church .

I'm probably still going to hell ,
but that would just seem like the express lane .
 
I have not had sex in a church but God knows that I have lusted over good-looking women who were also attending the service.
 
I have not had sex in a church but God knows that I have lusted over good-looking women who were also attending the service.

Me too! It can be hard sometimes to pay attention when your mind is wandering, thinking about all the things you'd like to do with little Tommy's mother! :D
 
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